Tim Hortons make an excellent cup of morning coffee.
Molsen Brador beer is simply outstanding...if you like beer.
Never get into a fist fight with a Canadian, they probably play(ed) hockey.
Canadians were known as TACs here for a long time...standing for "Tight prettythanged Canadians." This has now been changed to T-Rexes...because they have deep pockets but tiny little arms.
Canada is actually spelled C eh N eh D eh
Americans like to make fun of Canadians....it's basically retaliation for burning down the White House in the War of 1812.
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