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Offline HugeHead

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« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2005, 12:12:41 PM »
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"Loosely" is right, because Churchill never said that. Its a wives tale.

Liberals are as much of a threat to the U.S. as terrorists are.



You learn something new every day. Here's what the Churchill centre had to say on this:

"If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart.  If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain." There is no record of anyone hearing Churchill say this. Paul Addison of Edinburgh University makes this comment: "Surely Churchill can't have used the words attributed to him. He'd been a Conservative at 15 and a Liberal at 35!  And would he have talked so disrespectfully of Clemmie, who is generally thought to have been a lifelong Liberal?"

I stand corrected on the source of the quote but, stand by the meaning of it.

As for Liberals being compared to terrorist...well...I hope a day comes when you will also claim that's a misquote from you. I just swallowed a fly I laughed so hard;).

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« Reply #31 on: December 28, 2005, 12:40:30 PM »
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I've never met a liberal that had common sense.



I've never met a conservative who wasn't a crook. So, what's your point?

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« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2005, 01:20:13 PM »
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Liberals are as much of a threat to the U.S. as terrorists are.

Oh...my my my...lets light a fire!  HAHAHAHA...

OK...well...what follows is all in fun...just to show that yes, Liberals are dangerous.  :D

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 for all you Bushaloons who'd like to post invectives below and think "lazy libs" won't and can't fight a war... may I direct you, please, to the War Between The States, where people like you fought on the side of the Confederacy, and liberals wore blue and fought on the side of the Union?

The liberals won.

May I also direct you to the Revolutionary War that began the life of this nation? People like you Bushaloons fought on the side of the King. You were called "Loyalists". We liberals called you traitors and fought on the side of a brand new country, and wore blue. As usual, you chose red.

The liberals won.

Finally, let's take one last loving look at World Wars I and II, where the ignorant like you chose tyranny over democracy, got quite the erection for a Germanic-surnamed Christian demagogue and attempted to force the rest of the world to share your exuberant burst of ejaculate. You eventually, finally, as usual, decided to battle the liberals who opposed you.

The liberals won.

A few years of comic books, the internet and Paris Hilton's breasts aren't going to change how history works, no matter how you spin it.

Come, declare war on the liberals again. We'll spank your pansy traitor butts just like all the other times we've done it before. Enough myth making; you're completely boring, all of you; you jackboot-worshipping neocon adolescents have never won a single war your entire lives, in ANY era, and that's not about to change now. I don't care what Rush, Sean and the other cowardly 4F deserters draw in your coloring books. Liberals have defeated you in battle every single time!

So, Google the painting "The Spirit of 76". The men in that illustration, dear Bushaloons, were LIBERALS. Now go home and cry to mommy that once again, we are taking over your country.


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« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2005, 01:51:31 PM »
well... if Jefferson and Adams were liberals then the meaning of liberal has changed over the centuries.

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« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2005, 02:01:09 PM »
"Bushaloons "???? come on you can do better than that, use that liberal education.

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« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2005, 02:07:36 PM »
What's the issue with those courses?

1) Haven't a clue about that one
2) Given the sexual persuasions of many Renaissance artists, I'd say it was a valid area of knowledge to teach about
3) Clearly tongue-in-cheek; get a sense of humour
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« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2005, 03:15:17 PM »
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Educating is not difficult.  Indoctrinating can be quite tedious.


One liners aren't difficult, but they can be quite meaningless.

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« Reply #37 on: December 28, 2005, 03:19:44 PM »
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One liners aren't difficult, but they can be quite meaningless.
Irony or idiocy?  We may never know.

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« Reply #38 on: December 28, 2005, 03:25:25 PM »
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Irony or idiocy?  We may never know.


C) All of the above? :lol
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« Reply #39 on: December 28, 2005, 03:27:05 PM »
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Irony or idiocy?  We may never know.


Actually it was brilliant satire, but obviously underappreciated.

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« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2005, 12:02:31 AM »
Those courses sound beguilingly simple.  What would probably happen if I signed up for one of those classes, is I would have to work my but off just to pass.

Also they sound like specialized courses which could be a nightmare if not prepared to do the work.  I doubt they're easy courses.  Think of it like this.  You should be able to handle any course, even it it's nonsense, right?:D





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« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2005, 12:13:50 AM »
The funny thing is Rip's sig comes from a guy who was snorting coke off a frat girls nipple
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #42 on: January 01, 2006, 07:28:16 PM »
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5. Liberals tend to find teaching more rewarding, conservatives tend to find business more rewarding.


If you can't do, teach.
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