If Hitler Were Captured...

[SMIDSY]

just a couple days ago it was declassified that winston churchill wanted to execute hitler in the electric chair if he was captured. which begs the question: what would have happened if he was captured?

i think if he was captured by the soviets he wouldnt make it even to the battalion HQ. he would be beaten to death as soon as the first kremlin joe realized who he was. that soldier would not have been punnished. but on the off chance that some idealist NCO or officer got him ALIVE to the HQ he would probably be beaten to death by the first grand marshal of the soviet union to get a hold of him for killing all his boys. but on the near impossible chance that he was transferred to moscow, he would probably be slowly tortured over a period of weeks (for some reason i am holding restraint on the exact methods) then his still alive body would be tied to a post in red square where he would be pelted with rocks untill he was dead. then his rotten corpse would be the main attraction in the victory parade.

[Debonair]

"just kidding" followed by a well timed "Waaaasssszzzzaaapppppp!??!?" & he walks

[Skilless]

Originally posted by SMIDSY
just a couple days ago it was declassified that winston churchill wanted to execute hitler in the electric chair if he was captured. which begs the question: what would have happened if he was captured?

i think if he was captured by the soviets he wouldnt make it even to the battalion HQ. he would be beaten to death as soon as the first kremlin joe realized who he was. that soldier would not have been punnished. but on the off chance that some idealist NCO or officer got him ALIVE to the HQ he would probably be beaten to death by the first grand marshal of the soviet union to get a hold of him for killing all his boys. but on the near impossible chance that he was transferred to moscow, he would probably be slowly tortured over a period of weeks (for some reason i am holding restraint on the exact methods) then his still alive body would be tied to a post in red square where he would be pelted with rocks untill he was dead. then his rotten corpse would be the main attraction in the victory parade.

Or perhaps he would have been shot in the head and his body burned in a shallow grave behind the chancellery...

[weaselsan]

Originally posted by SMIDSY
just a couple days ago it was declassified that winston churchill wanted to execute hitler in the electric chair if he was captured. which begs the question: what would have happened if he was captured?

i think if he was captured by the soviets he wouldnt make it even to the battalion HQ. he would be beaten to death as soon as the first kremlin joe realized who he was. that soldier would not have been punnished. but on the off chance that some idealist NCO or officer got him ALIVE to the HQ he would probably be beaten to death by the first grand marshal of the soviet union to get a hold of him for killing all his boys. but on the near impossible chance that he was transferred to moscow, he would probably be slowly tortured over a period of weeks (for some reason i am holding restraint on the exact methods) then his still alive body would be tied to a post in red square where he would be pelted with rocks untill he was dead. then his rotten corpse would be the main attraction in the victory parade.

Damn...I thought you where apposed to Capitol Punishment. Here in the States we can't even put a pair of ladies bloomers on a terrorists head or play loud rap music without bringing worldwide condemnation about how cruel we are. Better keep this to yourself you'll upset a lot of euro's. The first thing you must do his guarantee his civil rights.

[BlueJ1]

I doubt he would have survived the first few minutes of his capture. IF he survived the commies probally would have used him for propoganda for the few years he had left in his life.

[Bodhi]

Originally posted by Skilless
Or perhaps he would have been shot in the head and his body burned in a shallow grave behind the chancellery...

ding ding ding

[weaselsan]

Originally posted by Skilless
Or perhaps he would have been shot in the head and his body burned in a shallow grave behind the chancellery...

He fooled everyone. That was his double. He escaped, moved to Kansas City and opened a hardware store with a Jewish partner. It was a gigantic success. He retired at 90 and lived to over 100. You ever heard of Home Depot. Strange.... after shaveing that stupid moustache off, no one recognized him.

[WMLute]

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' ****** to go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' Hitler boy? I ain't through with you by damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ***"

[BlueJ1]

Another thing. If I was a Russian and found him alive or dead I would burn him. He had VD. Im not touching that.

[weaselsan]

Originally posted by BlueJ1
Another thing. If I was a Russian and found him alive or dead I would burn him. He had VD. Im not touching that.

From what I understand he also had a problem with flatulance, (Gas) or to be frank, he fart alot. OK that clinched it...Hitler was full of S**t!!!!

[BlueJ1]

Originally posted by weaselsan
From what I understand he also had a problem with flatulance, (Gas) or to be frank, he fart alot. OK that clinched it...Hitler was full of S**t!!!!

And flamable.

[SMIDSY]

"Damn...I thought you where apposed to Capitol Punishment."

i am, i live by the idea of "if you kill em, they wont learn nothin." besides, being raped daily by your wife named bubba is worse than death.  i just made up that scenario from a logical conclusion.



PS
Vespucciland=United States

[~Caligula~]

I`m sure the NKVD was hunting him down and all russian soldiers were given special orders in case they`d run into him.
Stalin would have loved to parade him down Red square. Allmost as we saw Julius Caesar with the gaul chief in Rome.
Than he would have been tried in Nurenberg with the rest of the lot and executed.

[moot]

I would've kept the mustache as souvenir.

[Hawklore]

Russia would of paraded him just as they paraded his finger.