Need some advice...

[nirvana]

Without turning this into another one of my stupid, ignorant, naieve....etc etc posts I continue.  My friend has recently told me that her boyfriend of a year has cheated on her 4 times and she is "hurt".  I have offered her all the help I can possibly lend.  She acts as if she has been brain washed by a Nazi.  She says she is too weak to do anything including see any of her friends.  Here's the kicker, she fears that if she broke up with him he would kill her.  I told her to break up with him and get a gun, then if he tried anything to blow his brains out, but I know that's no way to approach this.  And since this was an online conversation I can't be sure as to whether she's telling the truth or not.  It's just really disturbing, sounds like she wants to off herself.  I have no way to get to her house, whether she would even open the door is questionable, and I highly doubt she'd answer her phone.  The first time he cheated I told her to drop him like a bad habit, but she didn't listen.  I'm plain flat out of ideas.  I can't help her if she doesn't want me to help.

[LePaul]

Originally posted by nirvana
 I can't help her if she doesn't want me to help.

There's your answer.

[Holden McGroin]

What you need to do is convince her to cheat on him ....  Tell her the best sex is revenge sex...  and then be there for her.

[nirvana]

 I'd hit it.

[SOB]

When she tells you she's hit bottom, and wants to finally meet you face-to-face so that you can "console her", make sure you bring plenty of lube with you.  That is, if you're in to 50-year-old men named "Tiffani".

[nirvana]

Speaking from experience SOB?

[SOB]

It only happened twice, and I was pretty drunk both times, so it could have just been a couple of hairy Greek chicks.  Yeah, it was Greek chicks...definitely.

[crowMAW]

How old are they?  Are they your age (aren't you 16-17)?  How much "cheating" was he actually doing if they are 16?  I mean is cheating at 16 kissing, dancing, or going out on a date with another?

BUT NO MATTER WHAT...if she feels he is that dangerous, then she needs to get the hell out of that relationship.

[Sandman]

Originally posted by Holden McGroin
What you need to do is convince her to cheat on him ....  Tell her the best sex is revenge sex...  and then be there for her.

Brilliant!

[nirvana]

I'm going to tell you guys something that you probably don't want to know.  15 year olds are having sex.  When I say cheating, I mean full fledged, hot steamy sexual encounters of the 3rd kind.  SHe seems happy now though.

[rabbidrabbit]

see.. revenge sex solves everything....

[Sandman]

I'm going to tell you something that I'm sure you don't know.

Twenty years from now, the friends that are around you today won't be the least bit important to you.

[Holden McGroin]

I don't think you understand the seriousness of the situation Nirvana.

If you have the opportunity for hot revenge sex, you must expend all efforts to engineer the situation to maximize the chance for a successful encounter, or you are in direct violation of The Code, as long as these efforts do not come in conflict with any other section of The Code.

Subsection 12 of The Code also requires that if one is internet literate, pictures and updates must be posted.

I'm sure Crow will back me up on this.

[crowMAW]

Originally posted by nirvana
I'm going to tell you guys something that you probably don't want to know.  15 year olds are having sex.  When I say cheating, I mean full fledged, hot steamy sexual encounters of the 3rd kind.  SHe seems happy now though.

LA LA LA LA LA...can't hear you...LA LA LA LA LA

LOL...what we want are details...full fledged hot steamy details of the 3rd kind!

[Sandman]

Originally posted by crowMAW
LA LA LA LA LA...can't hear you...LA LA LA LA LA

LOL...what we want are details...full fledged hot steamy details of the 3rd kind!

...but no pictures, I repeat... NO pictures.

We could go to jail.