How many O'Club Posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

[2bighorn]

How many O'Club Posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that O'Club is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to the O'Club saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to the forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light blbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to the O'Club which makes light bulbs relevant to the forum

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all images and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

3 to tell a funny story about their beagle and a light bulb

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post


...6 months from now and start it all over again.

[APDrone]

And don't forget

6 'true believers' that sarcastically post that it's Bush's fault the light burned out in the first place.. since they're so tired of everthing being blamed on him.

and

3 Antagonists that agree it IS Bush's fault.. and believe it.

and

3 who question the maternal heritage of the light bulb itself.



Good one, 2Big..

[NUTTZ]

You forgot how someone would post about the french surrendering to the lightbulb.

post would probably get deleted, but it's posted in jest.
NUTTZ

Originally posted by APDrone
And don't forget

6 'true believers' that sarcastically post that it's Bush's fault the light burned out in the first place.. since they're so tired of everthing being blamed on him.

and

3 Antagonists that agree it IS Bush's fault.. and believe it.

and

3 who question the maternal heritage of the light bulb itself.



Good one, 2Big..

[DREDIOCK]

and dont forget the
20 from the rest of europe telling how you should never have tried to turn the light on in the first place and that if you hadnt. You wouldnt have needed to change the lightbulb

[Meatwad]

This one time I had a light bulb and it didnt work. So I changed it and then when I turned it on, it came on!

Its like, MAGIC man!

[Waffle]

dont forget the one perv that would post


"I'd Hit it!" to a picture of a nice lamp.



 

[Airscrew]

dont leave out the poster that would only posts emoticons because its easier than actually typing out the words

[superpug1]

haha, or the one guy like me who would just say, I LOVE LAMP!

[Debonair]

to that 1st guy

[Booz]

and one to post a blue state/red state map thinking it's a map of England, Scotland and Ireland showing dim lightbulbs.

[Nilsen]

[Suave]

Haha!

I just read on IMDb that Pierre Bernard guest starred on "Stargate-1" as Master Sergeant O'Brien.

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by 2bighorn

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"



...6 months from now and start it all over again.

I'll be number 1, and its 6 months later for this joke....

[Airscrew]

and one poster to punt it after a few days

*punt*  

[Mustaine]

do they have lamps in russia, or do the change candle's?