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A freakin huge possum (sissies dont look)
« on: January 08, 2006, 05:48:41 PM »
Possums arent welcome around here, so's I grab my gun and......



Around 2 feet long or more from snout to tail, weight somewhere around 20 pounds
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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2006, 05:52:46 PM »
Ever come face to face with a badger? Them are scary little (big) buggers. Mean also.
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2006, 05:57:28 PM »
Cant say I have seen one around here.  Id probally shoot that too
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2006, 06:06:54 PM »
My grandaddy once told me, "Holden, there are three things that'll put a good man down;  Losing a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2006, 06:16:12 PM »
I seen bigger.
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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2006, 07:38:34 PM »
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Originally posted by midnight Target
I seen bigger.



I seen an elephant
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Offline Pei

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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2006, 08:27:43 PM »
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Originally posted by Henrique Jitsu
I seen an elephant


But I ain't seen no elephant fly.
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« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2006, 08:29:04 PM »
You're obviously an animal lover.  Saved the poor little guy the agony of getting run over by a car.  PETA should give you a metal!
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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2006, 09:17:47 PM »
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Possums arent welcome around here,


We rarely saw them when I was a kid, but they were around.

Are they pests?
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Offline Henrique Jitsu

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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2006, 09:25:58 PM »
Why is it head all bloody?
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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2006, 09:35:49 PM »
Cause Meats a good shot?
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2006, 09:50:13 PM »
Its head is bloody because I shot it in the head, otherwise it kept trying to live


Think I should post it in the peta forums?  I saved it from getting hit by a car by shooting it dead :rofl
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« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2006, 10:03:29 PM »
Hard to tell just how big he is. There's nothing for reference in the shot. Stick a beer bottle in his mouth then it will be more impressive.
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« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2006, 10:04:09 PM »
LOL yea do it.

What did you shoot it with?

I dont think a 22 could have taking that big guy down, unless you got it right between the head. Or did you use your military sidearm M1911 Colt .45 pistol and take it out with one shot that made it fly 10ft.

If you want to shoot more anoying animals, come to my place (Bring a pistol or rifle with silencer, I live in the city) and you can shoot some coons,possums,snakes,moles,rats,mice,coyotes,foxes.

I have seen Coyotes and foxes in my neigborhood before. Kinda cool, but they get scared when I say come here puppy. And don't shoot my cats cuz they get the really smaller guys.
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« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2006, 10:10:09 PM »
Actually it was a .22 rifle. Gimme a sec and I will get another picture with some crap for size reference
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