General Turgedson: "I don't like the look of this Bob. Okay, tell ya what ya oughta do old buddy...put everything on red alert and go to DEFCONIII. I'll be right over.
Turgedson's Sexetary: "What's up Bucky?"
General Turgedson: "Nothin."
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"Anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go get a whole sh-tload of dimes!"
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"Three hundred and fifty thousand dollars, divided 12 ways would be..."
"AWW SHADDUP!"
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"Awlright. Oo did it? OO DID IT? Oo pinched me on me bum?"
"Pardon meh miss...praps I cn be ov zom azziztance."