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Offline rabbidrabbit

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« on: January 10, 2006, 10:09:02 AM »
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an  Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.  On the ppposite side of  the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The  Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the  squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to  him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like
 a frigid, mean spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"
 "And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

Offline FuBaR

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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2006, 11:07:46 AM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Offline GtoRA2

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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2006, 11:17:43 AM »
lol

Offline Toad

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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2006, 11:34:29 AM »
:lol
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

Offline Maverick

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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2006, 11:42:19 AM »
:rofl :rofl :aok
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN
A Veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life."
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2006, 12:20:28 PM »
:rofl :aok

Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2006, 12:32:39 PM »
:aok :rofl
Democracy is two wolves deciding on what to eat. Freedom is a well armed sheep protesting the vote.
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2006, 12:36:17 PM »
Now... THAT was funny. :)
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