Things NOLA needs to learn.
North Dakota
This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of
North Dakota state after the recent snow  storm.
WEATHER BULLETIN
Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from a Historic event ---
may I even say a "Weather Event" of  "Biblical Proportions" --- with a
historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow  and winds to 90 MPH that 
broke trees
in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in 
lethal
snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated  scores of communities and cut power
to 10's of thousands.
FYI:
        George Bush did not  come....
        FEMA did  nothing....
        No one howled  for the government..
        No one  blamed the government
       No  one even uttered an expletive on TV...
       Jesse Jackson or Al  Sharpton did not visit
       Our  Mayor's did not blame Bush or anyone else
       Our Governor did not blame  Bush or anyone else either
       CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or report on this
       category 5 snow  storm
       Nobody demanded   $2,000 debit cards.....
       No  one asked for a FEMA Trailer House....
       No one looted.
      Nobody - I mean Nobody  demanded the
      government do something
      Nobody expected the  government to do
      anything either
      No Larry King, No Bill  O'Rielly, No Oprah,
      No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera
      No Shaun Penn, No Barbara  Striesand, No
      Hollywood types to be found
      And
     Nope, we just melted the  snow for water
    Sent out  caravans of SUV's to pluck people
     out of snow engulfed cars
     The truck drivers pulled  people out of
     snow banks and didn't ask for a penny
     Local restaurants made food  and the police
    and fire departments delivered it to the snow bound families
    Families took in the  stranded people - total strangers
    We Fired up wood stoves
    Broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns
    We put  on an extra layers of clothes
    because up here it is "Work or Die"
    We did not wait for some affirmative
    action government to get us out
    of a mess created by being immobilized by a
    welfare program that trades
    votes for 'sittin at home' checks.
    Even though a Category "5" blizzard of
    this scale has never fallen
    this early...we know it can happen and how to deal
    with it ourselves.
    "In my many travels, I have noticed that once one
    gets north of about 48
    degrees North Latitude, 90% most of  he world's
    social problems evaporate."