Author Topic: who would win Rips BMW POS or my Dodge Ram 3500? (Read 553 times)

Beefcake · « **on:** July 25, 2001, 12:58:00 PM »

Ripsnort and I have had an ongoing war to see which vehicle is the best, his BMW (whatever [crappy] model it is ) vs my Dodge Ram 3500 Duellie (with a V10) so if we ever meet I propose some events....here they are...

1. drag racing
2. tree and rock hauling
3. highway milage
4. fun in the mudpit
5. fun in the river
6. mtn climbing
7. mud bogging
8. Demoliting Derby
9. having SOB set on the top
10. having SOB and Fattys mom sit on the top
11. tractor pull
12. and finaly, parking on Fayet Street in Downtown Martinsville for one night

[ 07-25-2001: Message edited by: Beefcake ]

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2001, 01:18:00 PM »

Hmmmm.. tough decision.

One says "I'm old, balding and wish I could still get a date".

The other says "My noodle is 3 inches long".

Think I'll have to wait till I'm old and bald before making the decision.

AKDejaVu

Ripsnort · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2001, 02:13:00 PM »

ROTFLOL! Deja, if you met my beautiful wife, you'd know I ain't buying a Bimmer for the chicks

(Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?)

Can my Ford F250 be in this competition? I'll use the Bimmer for the 1/4 mile, and race track, the the Ford for the rest of the competition.

Beefcake · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2001, 02:27:00 PM »

Sure Rip your Ford can be in the events.... we just need to make a few ajustments...like removing the engine

on another note, BMWs are fine cars and I'd love to own one, it's just I'm a redneck truck guy at heart....plus I'm too fat to fit in one

, but Rips lucky, he's got a fine car.

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2001, 05:09:00 PM »

LOL rip! I noticed you didn't acknowledge the old and balding part

So you managed to get a date.. once.

AKDejaVu

indian · « **Reply #5 on:** July 26, 2001, 12:21:00 AM »

rip is old and bald already.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #6 on:** July 26, 2001, 07:25:00 AM »

Oh, the Bald is a given! You should have seen the 'package' my wife married, full head of hair, little did she know it was timed to fall out about a year after marriage! Hehe!

4 more weeks!

[ 07-26-2001: Message edited by: Ripsnort ]

Staga · « **Reply #7 on:** July 26, 2001, 09:59:00 AM »

This logo would look cool in your BMW Rip

Ripsnort · « **Reply #8 on:** July 26, 2001, 12:36:00 PM »

hehehe!

mrfish · « **Reply #9 on:** July 26, 2001, 01:56:00 PM »

hmmm tough race to call - well of course unless you plan to turn a corner at some point - then the winner is obvious.

there'd be nothing but a pile of twisted gun rack, dwight yoakum cd's and ripped nra bumber stickers.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #10 on:** July 26, 2001, 02:28:00 PM »

Oh GAWD mrfish, that is funny! But, I'm still trying to convince my dealer that the gun rack WILL fit in the back window!