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Offline doobs

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« on: January 16, 2006, 10:39:50 PM »
Us allied don't like your food(more than once a week)
we don't like your cars
we don't like your sports
we don't like your government
we don't like your planes
we don't like your land
we don't like your women
we don't like like your sheep(ok I do a little)
we don't like your shrubbery
we don't like your eating utensils
we dont like your lunch specials
we dont like sushi
we don't like rice beer
we don't like sitting on the floor
we don't like living in bamboo houses
we don't like the Karate kid 3
WE DON'T LIKE LOSING

ALLIES LETS RISE UP OFF THE MAT AND STICK IT TO THEM.

oh and we don't like STYX
















all, FSO rocks
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2006, 10:50:24 PM »
I'll be you especially don't like our lead  :p

FSO DOES ROCK!

SALUTE!

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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2006, 06:03:19 AM »
Well at least we can agree on one thing ..


We don't like STYX either! ;)
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2006, 03:55:32 PM »
Geez Ghostdancer and I thought for sure you were going to agree on liking the sheep........:rofl ..... knuckels

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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2006, 10:20:36 PM »
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I'll be you especially don't like our lead  :p

FSO DOES ROCK!

SALUTE!

Newman



Like what happened June 6th when the germans bombed pearl harbor
the allies were down but not out.

And in the words of Col. Douglas Sanders "We shall return....for the original recipe"


this is a war of addition we will wear you out

and don't forget we got nukes, Bob's Big boy and the little whopper junior.


beware axis, ya couldn't shoot me down in a STD, even scared a KI away(would luv to know who it was)
so what are ya goin to do when I'm pumped up on sudafed and viagra, even thinkin of takin some of Bumbas Flyagra. One plane two sticks.

We even got Charlton Heston to drive a CV, he hates Styx too.
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2006, 08:11:37 AM »
Come sail away..come sail away... da da daa da duh dee...huh? Oh ya ...go axis!

~AoM~

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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2006, 05:22:51 PM »
We have our own Sport's???
 2 FAT guys bouncing into each other.. I don't think is a sport!! HecK I can go to ANY BUFFET and see that!!!:D
 As for Heston driving your cv..that explains it all!!! I thought the crazy turns was evasive maneuvers..now I think it was Charlie falling asleep at the controls or having a Heart Attack!!!:lol

Offline ramzey

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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2006, 11:43:34 PM »
sorry Doobs, we fail your request:cry

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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2006, 11:55:38 PM »
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sorry Doobs, we fail your request:cry


ramzey, don't sweat it, its a conspiracy I tell ya. No way do the Americans ever lose. Its those Japanese sympatheisers, ala Knuckels who obviously gave us rubber bullets and a 50 mph headwind. Hate that guy, he eats at benni hana's one time and thinks he is Yamamoto.

axis u won, but try that watermelon over here on our mainland, and the gangbangers will put a cap in ur ***.

And ask those so called american 68th lancers who won the world series
and they will say the Yomiuri Giants won it.


oh and BTW we still hate STYX


and those axis didn't expect a back door attack on there city but holy hell
they had a welcoming party waiting.
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2006, 12:01:53 AM »
Well, all I can say after the end of that final frame is..

You better get used to

Our cars
our sports
our government
our planes
our land
our women
our sheep
our shrubbery
our eating utensils
our lunch specials
sushi
rice beer
sitting on the floor
living in bamboo houses
the Karate kid 3

AND ESPECIALLY LOSING !


So Solly!

Most importantly, STYX is a product of the United States, don't try to blame that on us.
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« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2006, 12:10:40 AM »
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Originally posted by Kurt
Well, all I can say after the end of that final frame is..

You better get used to

Our cars
our sports
our government
our planes
our land
our women
our sheep
our shrubbery
our eating utensils
our lunch specials
sushi
rice beer
sitting on the floor
living in bamboo houses
the Karate kid 3

AND ESPECIALLY LOSING !


So Solly!

Most importantly, STYX is a product of the United States, don't try to blame that on us.


Kurt I live in Jerzey, so
I understand you west coast guys already do all of the above


It was fixed I tell ya fixed...... hold on phone ringing....yeah I won how much on the axis sweep.
axis sweeped I won 5-1 sweet...ahhh   ahem back

ok

axis
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Offline ramzey

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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2006, 12:13:51 AM »
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Originally posted by doobs


and those axis didn't expect a back door attack on there city but holy hell
they had a welcoming party waiting.


i know, i was there and  eat 3 yummy F4's

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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2006, 06:24:07 PM »
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i know, i was there and  eat 3 yummy F4's



HAH, you lie like a dog sir!!!!!

because if u had been at the 13 12 7 frankfest

you would of known only f6's and tbm's were on the buffet menu

I rest my event;)

and a big to Grumman for makin the F6 a tank lasted alot longer

thanI should have




P.S.    how many buildings were in that city 300+? we destroyed 93 objects at city and it was only 27% down.
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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2006, 09:02:17 PM »
oh, i was over the lake west of A2(citty and factory)
Damned SE and Sick Puppies squadrons  die there well
« Last Edit: January 21, 2006, 09:04:51 PM by ramzey »

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« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2006, 10:00:27 PM »
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we destroyed 93 objects at city and it was only 27% down


Well, 1 building has 6 windows, 2 doors, 4 walls, roof, chimney, gutters, gotta count the silverware, 9 person serving is a good 18 objects right there. (what, you get a spork and a knife, that's 18) then if you take out the bathtub your gonna hit a good 48 cans of beer if it was MGDs area.  

I dunno man, the math seems to work :)
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