The following was posted in a drunken stupor by yours truely at last year's con. The culmination of this thread was a picture posted by Gordo of what a gynecologist might expect to see during an exam...very distasteful. Bunch of sick bastards if you ask me, but if this what you like, then GO TO THE CON!!! and look over a drunken FDB's shoulder. If you don't like dirty words, I would suggest you read no further, but I have edited it a bit for the sake of HTC.
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Title:Creamo, the BIG popsicle!
Message:
So, I'm sitting here at the con, getting drunk off of my ass, and talking smart, and what's not here? Creamo.
All that I can conclude from this is that Creamo is a big squealing popsicle and is to scared to hop on a plane, since he will likely be beaten like a red-headed stepchild by [name removed to protect the innocent whiner]. Which is understandable, since [name removed to protect the innocent whiner] is twice the man that Creamsticle is.
So, what's up you silly squeak. Why the fek aren't you here?!? I'll expect to see you by Friday night, or I'm going to show those pictures of you getting humped in the butt by [name removed to protect the not so innocent LuftWaffle].
Love,
SOB
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