Originally posted by lasersailor184
Actually, I would suggest a Poodle. Not one of those mini little ****ers, but a standard poodle.
Poodle's are hunting dogs. They do not shed and are actually quite manly as long as you don't allow your wife to trim the hair into those gay little poofs.
Those poofs are actually there for a reason. They're supposed to be cut over muscles to keep them warm, but get rid of all the excess hair that can get waterlogged when they're running around in the woods. Not bad dogs.. but I think you have to trade in part of your manhood when you get one.

Here's what I want, but I don't have the space, time, or discipline to raise them correctly

Caucasian Ovcharka! Couldn't really even get them in the US until the fall of the Soviet Union. You're in special luck if you can find a breeder that has puppies with the "blue eye'd gene". Problem with them is they'll attack anything they feel is a threat to their property and family... including cars driving down the street... without very careful social training.

"Soyuznik" @ 1 1/2 years old, 30" tall at the shoulder.
Not to make it a complete hijack, my mutt is 1/2 Schnauzer Terrier, 1/2 Lhasa Apso. Best dog I've ever had. Quiet, well behaved, smart, very social.