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Offline RAIDER14

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« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2006, 10:01:34 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2006, 10:27:31 AM »
I used to read fiction by the same guy who wrote scientolagy.

He had a couple of half decent books till he went over the deep end. ( Drugs I think, he got real STRANGE)

From what I can see, anyone with half a functioning brain who ever sat down and read scientolagy walked away laughing.

It does seem to appeal to the Hollywood types though. And I suspect Hubbard is laughing all the way to the bank.

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« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2006, 10:41:31 AM »
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« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2006, 10:45:55 AM »
Hello ant
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« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2006, 12:05:07 PM »
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A message from NUKE


"HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.

Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them.


WHAT HAPPENED?

On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible.

He told Rael that:

"We were the ones who designed all life on earth"
"You mistook us for gods"
"We were at the origin of your main religions"
"Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy"

THE MESSAGES

The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe.

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation."

LOL

Hey Seagoon. Any kind of thoughts on those translations? Or mistranslations as is claimed
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« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2006, 04:38:19 PM »
"Tom you gotta come out of the closet, OH MUH GAD!"

L. Ron Hubbard, what a sci fi fruit loop.:lol





SO I PULL OUT MY GUN!  If John Travolta and Tom Cruise don't come out of the closet i'm gonna cap this *****!
Who are you to wave your finger?

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« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2006, 05:30:30 PM »
Then he comes out at the end too
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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2006, 06:39:07 PM »
I noticed the

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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2006, 06:40:19 PM »
lag myself.