This is who I am.
This is where I'm from.
This is what I believe in when the day is done.
This is what I like.
This is what I do.
This is what I call mine.
This is true.
Budweiser.
Okay... enough is enough. Someone needs to take the ad people at Anheiser and hit them with large sticks... repeatedly. It's ****ing beer, not a gawdamned life statement.