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Offline Heater

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new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
« on: January 23, 2006, 02:48:04 AM »
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2006, 03:10:41 AM »
LOL :D
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Offline *NDM*JohnnyX

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new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2006, 08:05:27 AM »
The first special forces in the world to not need a firearm. They bring their own
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2006, 08:19:36 AM »
NDM... not the first by any means but the first in a while..

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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2006, 10:28:54 AM »
heater,is that a racist joke?
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2006, 10:55:29 AM »
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The first special forces in the world to not need a firearm. They bring their own


Soviet Army had their own elite forces, Stroybat. They were so dangerous that they didn't let Stroybat have any weapons at all!...

Stroybat = construction batallions. ;)
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2006, 02:36:30 AM »
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heater,is that a racist joke?


and why would this be racist ??
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2006, 07:33:13 AM »
Seems pretty accurate to me.  LOL!
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2006, 07:43:05 AM »
:lol

More stereotyping then racism, unless redneck is a race...


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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2006, 07:47:12 AM »
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:lol

More stereotyping then racism, unless redneck is a race...


:lol


More like redneckphobia...a fear of pickups....fried chicken....rifles and beer.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2006, 07:52:04 AM by weaselsan »
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2006, 07:57:00 AM »
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More like redneckphobia...a fear of pickups....fried chicken....rifles and beer.


Ah Yup!

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new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2006, 09:22:39 AM »
LOL,  what would that do to the PC world if 'Redneck' became a protected minority?
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2006, 10:00:59 AM »
It IS a protected minority. They just protect themselves.
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Offline fartwinkle

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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2006, 10:09:01 AM »
Hey is that a can of skol in yer pocket or are ye just glad to see me:eek:
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Offline GtoRA2

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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2006, 10:32:59 AM »
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More like redneckphobia...a fear of pickups....fried chicken....rifles and beer.


Never mind, comparing beatle to rednecks is insulting to rednecks.
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