Originally posted by nirvana
but lord, is there anything I can do to protect my equipment from now on? Beat my cat until she stays out of my room or what?
My old boss used to tell this story till we peed ourselves from laughing.
Scene: Bathroom with one of those "over the john type shelve units on poles that extend from the floor to the ceiling." Old Boss wakes up mid sleep and has to take a piss.
Normal routine, cat jumps up on sink, then jumps up on over the toilet shelve and extends neck for petting.
This particular evening, he reaches up to scratch cats neck, cat falls off of shelf and frantically tries to find something to "latch" onto"
Urine shooting everywhere including onto a very pissed off and scared cat.
I actually don't remember much about what happens next as I am typically laughing too hard to hear the rest of the story.
His wife swears it's true..she says he even pee'd on the ceiling.
