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Offline xrtoronto

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« on: January 25, 2006, 11:24:24 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 11:25:25 AM »
The visit of the 100ft stripper goes horribly wrong......
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2006, 11:29:33 AM »
tig bittys

oh good lord could you imagine the PMS shudder!
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2006, 11:30:20 AM »
Kong really wasn't happy with his Bro

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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2006, 11:33:05 AM »
channel 4 news 'eye in the sky' is overhead to keep you abreast of the situation

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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2006, 11:37:48 AM »
"The newest attration at Dollywood readies for opening tomorrow"
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2006, 11:43:55 AM »
"This just in, Angelenia Jolie's luggage fell off her cargoplane."
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2006, 11:53:24 AM »
Paris Hilton has a dream...

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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2006, 12:08:04 PM »
now kids, daddy only drank so the statue of liberty would take her clothes off.

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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2006, 12:12:38 PM »
"O say can you see"


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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2006, 12:12:48 PM »
Pamela Anderson tries to protect all the chickens at KFC by blocking the entrances!

She was heard shouting "Eating chicken is wrong we should all eat tube steaks instead!".
I have been reborn a new man!

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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2006, 12:18:21 PM »
"When Queen Kong goes WILD"

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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2006, 12:24:04 PM »
'My bra!'

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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2006, 12:43:34 PM »
The new FBI drag net appears to have had a successful test.

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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2006, 12:50:44 PM »
Something went horribly wrong when Canadas new Dual elastic powered envirnmentaly friendly projectile launcher fell from the Helicopter taking it to the test range!