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Offline DREDIOCK

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« on: January 25, 2006, 08:45:39 PM »
Gotta rate this in my top 10 list of fun things to do with a cat LMAO

The Cat and the ceiling fan

although you do tend to cringe at the end

Just click run..or save it. its up to you lmao
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Re: Speaking of Cats
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2006, 03:54:50 PM »
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Gotta rate this in my top 10 list of fun things to do with a cat LMAO

The Cat and the ceiling fan

although you do tend to cringe at the end

Just click run..or save it. its up to you lmao



It's a fake.  It's from a Nokia commercial advertising their video cell phone.  


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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2006, 04:55:12 PM »
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It's a fake.  It's from a Nokia commercial advertising their video cell phone.  


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thats ok. still funny as hell
But
Having 3 cats Im sure it wouldnt be real hard to recreate a real version of that.
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2006, 05:49:12 PM »
"how you treat cats in this life may well impact what you[/b] come back as in the next".

I prefer not to tempt karma.

...and I know you don't wanna tempt me.
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2006, 05:52:50 PM »
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"how you treat cats in this life may well impact what you come back as in the next".

I prefer not to tempt karma.

...and I know you don't wanna tempt me. [/B]


LMAO.
My Karma is already shot;)
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2006, 06:15:47 PM »
You can always fix Karma. Just quit doing whatever you were doing to get bad karma. Then the bad **** stops happening to yah.

Balance. ;)
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2006, 07:32:44 PM »
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You can always fix Karma. Just quit doing whatever you were doing to get bad karma. Then the bad **** stops happening to yah.

Balance. ;)


Be nice to the orange cat?

NEVA!

He should consider himself fortunate I still allow him to breathe
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2006, 09:16:58 PM »
agreed, with feeling. The fact these two miserable little women in cheap fur coats are still suckin air and eatin my groceries is because I know without doubt that if they die my gawdamned wife and kids will deposit 4 of the little **** machines here to take their place.

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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2006, 09:39:20 PM »
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Be nice to the orange cat?

NEVA!

He should consider himself fortunate I still allow him to breathe



Being mean to cats doesn't give you a bad karma strike, instead it gives you about 10 bonus karma points.  You can score addition bonus points by the way you take out the cat.  The more inventive and evil the method the more points you can score.  If you do it correctly, you can wipe out a life's worth of bad karma with just one cat.



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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2006, 10:02:57 PM »
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You can always fix Karma. Just quit doing whatever you were doing to get bad karma. Then the bad **** stops happening to yah.

Balance. ;)


I won $100,000 on the lottery and I have decided it is now my mission to fix my Karma.  I am going around to anyone I ever wronged and trying to make it right.
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2006, 11:15:42 PM »
that's the ticket. if you see earl down at the lotto office tell him to come get his ****in cats.
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2006, 11:21:19 PM »
What kind of person would film something like that or put in on the internet?
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2006, 11:55:30 PM »
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What kind of person would film something like that or put in on the internet?


while I didnt.
I would LMAO

I think the premise of it is they didnt do it intentional. If you listen in the background one of em is saying "Turn the fan off"

Now if I were filming such an incident and the cat accidentally ended up in that prediciment. I would most certainly post it on the internet

Its just a cat
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« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2006, 07:11:01 AM »
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