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Offline Ozark

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Why I Quit Skydiving -- Reason # 423
« on: September 03, 2000, 12:17:00 PM »
AIR CRASH RESCUE NEWS:  September 3, 2000 -

Skydiver Trapped Under Plane
 
DUNBAR, Pennsylvania (USA) - A skydiver hung helplessly in the air for half  
an hour when his boot got caught on the underside of a plane he had jumped  
out of. He survived with only minor cuts and bruises.  
Andy Judy of Morgantown, W.Va., was trapped 10,500 feet above the ground  
Saturday until the Cessna 182 touched down and he was freed.  
``When we got to him, he looked at us and said, 'My gosh, am I lucky,''' said  
Don Bick, co-owner of the Pittsburgh Skydiving Center in Dunbar, about 40  
miles southeast of Pittsburgh.  
Judy was one of four skydivers attempting a group jump Saturday when he got  
caught under the plane. His parachute was not damaged, so he tried  
unsuccessfully to free himself by unzipping and unfastening his flying suit  
and boots.  
Officials at Connersville Airport in Unbar sent another plane into the air to  
try to help, but that pilot ``determined there was nothing to do,'' Bike said.  
The pilot of the Cesura finally decided to land in a field beside the  
airport's paved runway, hoping the ground would be soft.  
Bike, state police and onlookers quickly scoured the grass and runway for  
rocks and sharp objects that could injure Judy.  
``We had every bit of emergency medical services crews available in the  
county standing by,'' Bike said.  
Judy was treated at a hospital in Morgantown and released.  

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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2000, 07:18:00 PM »
DUDE! I had a similiar story happen to me.. It all happened 45 years ago....

  I was on a C-47 in WW2 flying over Hitler's house. I tried to jump out and kill him, but Yeager's cat jumped out and mauled my face off. Then, I couldnt see Hitler so I had to ask Barney where he was gonna get his magic boota ao I could kikc his bellybutton all the way to Bujoni land.  But barney was flying his P-47, and got shot down by some UBER (dunn what it means) Baby Bop and I was all like ooohohh ya I got the big gun amnd I shot down baby bop but barney CHUte failed so i dove down to try and get him bt I didn't, and hitler told yeager to make him a Kite to fly,but yeager hopeed in his g-89 and tookout a B0-11 ith his MAC-1444.  THen an UBER135 came along and tookout a B-09922 and shot the libing 2467 out of Hitler's nose called biggy wiggy. Then, I wokeup to find Banrey alive and we were on a train in the ocean called BOOOOOY.  THen the train made a sharp left turn, and we were thrown wing o thw uber,s sno i sed but hee jst luuked at mea and sand box nooooooooo but i maganged to srvive theatttac. Yay!!!  Anyone else hae this esxpiservence?

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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2000, 07:56:00 PM »
I repeat...why not ban this stupid?

Ozark...wow...what a story!...

Wait until StSanta reads it!!!!!!!  

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« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2000, 09:37:00 PM »
Why I don't Sleep At Night, reason #423

Because there's been instances when a car has driven off the road and smacked into a house, almost injuring people inside.

Why I don't Breathe While Outside

Becase there's been instances of people inhaling toxic chemicals.

Why I....you get the point  

Sky diving isn't statisically dangerous (still, the lift up scares the hell outta me) and has a very distinct line between fun and very unfun. Skydivers accept this small risk, just as golfers playing in bad weather accept the possibility of becoming lightning rods  

Don't think the plane I jump out of has an exit that allows me to get trapped  .

Ya never know, so one better be prepared.

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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2000, 09:47:00 PM »
My first planeride was at a small field near my home....I strapped on a chute and couldn't wait to get the hell out!!

Hated flying ever since


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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2000, 08:43:00 PM »
A person who jumps out of perfectly good airplanes?

Does the term "natural selection" mean anything to you?

 

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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2000, 11:56:00 PM »
funked:

there ain't no perfectly good plane  

Ours has silvertape here and there, and a cracked window  .

But the appeal of skydving (which is also what scares the hell out of me, and I don't like that at all) is that it can provide at least two things:

In a world of grey choices, opinions, superficiality and whatnot, it gives you a very black and white situation: you either die, or you live. Sometimes, I feel a need for that.

Also, it gives you total self reliance (and equipment reliance  ). When you're out there alone, nothing ain't gonna help you but yourself if something goes wrong. No mommy, no state. Nor is it important how much you earn, how good looking you are, how much others respect you, what your K/D ratio is and so forth.


Only did 13 jumps this summer, and was scared toejamless on the way up on every one of them. But they say that the fear goes away after about 30 jumps, so I'll just have to keep going  

The skydive itself is simply unbelievable. Very thrilling, life enhancing and ego boosting. And a bit harder than what Hasselhoff makes it look like. That dude starts skysurfing on his first jump, pulls the wrong chords (although in Baywatch World it's the right), chut doesn't deploy, so what does he do? he aim for the water, puts feet tight together and impacts. And survives.)

American pop culture at its very best. Gimme the babes instead.

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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2000, 12:25:00 AM »
StSanta..Only 13 jumps this summer? Wow, not too bad. I have 5 total, 2 static and 3 freefall. This was back in 1975...old round chutes. Have been thinking about doing it one more time. Would like to try the newer equipment.  

About 20 years ago, I started to look for a safer life style...so I became a airport firefighter.  

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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2000, 02:00:00 AM »
 
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A person who jumps out of perfectly good airplanes?

Funked, have you ever been close to those planes? After that you would not call them perfectly good.

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« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2000, 02:10:00 AM »
StSanta you watch Baywatch?  You're not helping your case in regards to natural selection.  

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« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2000, 06:11:00 AM »
LOL!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2000, 06:38:00 AM »
 
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Originally posted by maximus13:
DUDE! I had a similiar story happen to me.. It all happened 45 years ago....

  I was on a C-47 in WW2 flying over Hitler's house. ... blah blah blah blah....

Guys, dont treat so bad this boy, he is evidently in big trouble with drug abuse, he need just help.

Let's do somethink to help him...

... maybe an overdose??  

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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2000, 07:19:00 AM »
LOL Funked

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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2000, 08:01:00 AM »
I quit when I met my wife, a nurse.  

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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2000, 03:13:00 PM »
I don't jump now either....i get enough "chute time" in Aces High anyway