Real meaning of words in women's personal ads.

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30 things you'll never hear a woman say.
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1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.

4. Bar food again! Kick ass.

5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.

7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?

9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.

10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.

11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.

12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.

14. You are so much smarter than my father.

15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.

16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

21. I'll be out painting the house.

22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.

23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

25. Your mother is way better than mine.

26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.

27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.

28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

29. Look! My bellybutton is fatter than yours!

30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.

[Wolfala]

What do I do if mine has a better porno collection then I had in college?

[DREDIOCK]

Boy some of you MPs sure do pick and flipping choose what your gonna edit dont ya.

all the profanity had already been edited out of it

[nirvana]

I've recently requested at anything containing asterisks being edited so I am not trying to figure out teh evil curse words in my head.

[Vulcan]

Originally posted by nirvana
I've recently requested at anything containing asterisks being edited so I am not trying to figure out teh evil curse words in my head.

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[dmf]

I didn't get to read the first one before it got deleted, but the secone one I read, it would offend me if I didn't realize that some men have to think of stuff like this to feel like a "big" man instead of a "little" man

for the effort though

[nirvana]

Originally posted by Vulcan
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zOMFGGGGGGGGGG  BAN HIM!

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Originally posted by dmf
I didn't get to read the first one before it got deleted, but the secone one I read, it would offend me if I didn't realize that some men have to think of stuff like this to feel like a "big" man instead of a "little" man

for the effort though

Ok heres the problem I have with that arguement.
Just got done with a similar debate with my sister in law.

One thing I didnt include here cause it would never have flown was a "Remote control for women". I emailed it to a bunch of people including my sister in law.

She was upset, she was offended (heh which is fine by me I dont like her anyway But thats besides the point)

Yet not one month ago she emailed me almost the exact same Email only it was a "Remote control for men" And THAT was ok.
Yet its somehow ok to make fun of men but not of women?

A while back I posted a similar type joke that was about men. One the coincidently I also received from my sistr in law Nobody uttered a complain. Everyone saw it for what it was.a joke.
Why is it ok to joke about one gender but not another?
It is after all. a JOKE.
It has nothing to do with being or feeling like a "big man" or a"little man"
Its a joke
When these jokes about men come out is tha somewhow to make women feel more empowered or better about themselves instead of weak or inferiour?
No. They say it because its a joke, Nothing more. nothing less

[dmf]

The "big" and "little" was a joke too. Don't let your sister in law be the example of every woman you encounter.

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Originally posted by dmf
The "big" and "little" was a joke too. Don't let your sister in law be the example of every woman you encounter.

My apologies. I didnt realise the humorous intent.

But I've seen that arguement made before. Typically by women just like my sister in law Hence my responce.

As for her. I dont. I know plenty of women who have the common sense to see a joke as  just that, a joke

[dmf]

Accepted Maybe I have warped sense of humor. The only way I'll argue about anything on the internet is if sombody says that men can out do women in real life, because we can do anything you guys can do except stand up and pee. Well and maybe understanding football

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by dmf
do women in real life, because we can do anything you guys can do except stand up and pee.

And now you can do that too LMAO

http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html

[lazs2]

men can outdo women in real life.

lazs

[Meatwad]

Then women will cry because it was too tough for them