Author Topic: How to tell if she's cheating (Read 817 times)

gear · « **on:** January 31, 2006, 10:23:10 PM »

How to tell if she's cheating

B@tfinkV · « **Reply #1 on:** February 01, 2006, 04:45:25 AM »

you worry if your volvo estate is cheating?

menage a trois?

beet1e · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2006, 04:51:25 AM »

ROFL! One of my brother's friend's knew his wife had been cheating when he found an empty champagne bottle in the bed!

Chaos68 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 01, 2006, 06:05:54 AM »

nah she is not cheating ... you can see her pants outline!

lazs2 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 01, 2006, 08:24:39 AM »

They will start working out just before they leave you.

lazs

Ripsnort · « **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2006, 08:48:01 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
They will start working out just before they leave you.

lazs

My wifes been working out her whole life, still does..

lazs2 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2006, 08:58:42 AM »

well then... she will start doing it effectively... And.. in your case.. probly get a "personal trainer". Women who don't work will also get a job before they leave or take a promotion or work at getting promoted.

lazs

rabbidrabbit · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2006, 09:37:37 AM »

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Originally posted by beet1e
ROFL! One of my brother's friend's knew his wife had been cheating when he found an empty champagne bottle in the bed!

Either that or he was just not that adequate.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2006, 09:39:54 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
well then... she will start doing it effectively... And.. in your case.. probly get a "personal trainer". Women who don't work will also get a job before they leave or take a promotion or work at getting promoted.

lazs

But she's been working since I met her...and I had a personal trainer for 6 months last year to attain a bench press goal....

lazs2 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 01, 2006, 02:26:26 PM »

Oh... well.... that's different then...

The crazy ones never leave...

lazs

capt. apathy · « **Reply #10 on:** February 01, 2006, 02:49:48 PM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
Oh... well.... that's different then...

The crazy ones never leave...

lazs

they're all crazy.

the trick to being happy is to find one who's got enough positives to offset the crazy, or better still to find one who's particular brand of crazy is appealing to you.

but the woman who isn't crazy is simply a myth, she doesn't exist.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #11 on:** February 01, 2006, 02:51:11 PM »

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Originally posted by capt. apathy
they're all crazy.

the trick to being happy is to find one who's got enough positives to offset the crazy, or better still to find one who's particular brand of crazy is appealing to you.

but the woman who isn't crazy is simply a myth, she doesn't exist.

Yep, they're all crazy, at least 5 days out of each month...

USHilDvl · « **Reply #12 on:** February 01, 2006, 02:59:03 PM »

Plus...5 days before and 5 days after...

indy007 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 01, 2006, 03:09:04 PM »

I finally have a girlfriend that, in the 2 years I've known her, has never once acted crazy.

It's only a matter of time. I hope I don't end up as her hood ornament.

nuchpatrick · « **Reply #14 on:** February 01, 2006, 03:12:34 PM »

I'd get rid of her and volvo.. Or its her husbans volvo, and he's come outta the closet..