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Offline DREDIOCK

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« on: February 08, 2006, 01:56:16 AM »
Least its not a lap pet lmao

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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2006, 05:45:24 AM »
LMAO, actually i have seen something like that before, live!

It was a mini-shetland pony that had to be raised by bottle since the mother had died and the fellow foals/mares in the herd hadnt accepted the little one.

He was "imprinted" on humans as his "mother", basically acting more like a dog then a horse. They had him on a leash, he was following the owner everywhere. From afar youd have thought it was a kind of strange looking dog.

While im pretty sure the pony was ok with his life, from an ethological point of view its a pretty sad story.
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2006, 06:25:22 AM »
They aren't doing him any favours by giving him cheeseburgers though...hope they don't do that too often.

....and he leaves the fride open after getting beers!!!!  What's up with that?
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2006, 07:24:09 AM »
Doesnt say much does he..


Funny stuff, but I don't think the cheesbugers are a good idea.


My icebear loves the watch tv too, but it almost went wrong the other day when we saw GI Jane. All those seals gave him ideas and the TV went in one big bite. Other than that he doesnt eat to many of our guests... not that we have many left.

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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2006, 10:47:17 AM »
:huh :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2006, 10:58:20 AM »
Gay couple with stetsons... kind of a recuring theme lately, ain't it?
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2006, 11:02:28 AM »
Looks like a horrific traffic accident waiting to happen. My daughter thought it was amusing though. I noticed however that despite all that training, the horse cannot distinguish between Busch and Beer.

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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2006, 11:22:58 AM »
That horse was eating cheeseburgers.  Does that seem sick or perverted to anyone else?
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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2006, 11:26:51 AM »
Hi Lasersailor,

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That horse was eating cheeseburgers.  Does that seem sick or perverted to anyone else?


Not to mention really bad for the equine digestive system. They just aren't designed to handle it.
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2006, 11:55:15 AM »
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That horse was eating cheeseburgers.  Does that seem sick or perverted to anyone else?


If those were horseburgers, I'd agree with you.
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2006, 12:00:17 PM »
I thought they where going to have a "brokeback" moment there at the end when he put him in bed.:confused:
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2006, 12:02:35 PM »
True story:

While in the islands a few years ago I agreed to feed a pot bellied pig for the person responsible so he could attend a wedding.

One night after dinner I scrapped up all of our leftovers from dinner and included in with the swill which was normal practice.  It wasn't until much later that I realised we had eaten pork chops that night.:eek:
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2006, 12:09:36 PM »
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That horse was eating cheeseburgers.  Does that seem sick or perverted to anyone else?


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