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Offline xrtoronto

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« on: February 08, 2006, 04:55:06 PM »
Gay penguins shun Swedish mates

Wednesday 08 February 2006
   
Six of the male penguins formed couples among themselves. Six gay penguins at a German zoo have continued their refusal to mate with females of the species flown in from Sweden in 2005, zoo authorities say.

On Wednesday, Heike Kueck, the zoo's director, said the problem was that the female Humboldt penguins have proven too shy in their advances.

Kueck said: "The Swedes will not make the first move."

The females were flown in last year in a bid to bring the males to mate and help save the Humboldt species from extinction.

Kueck said last year she was optimistic the initiative would be successful because zoo keepers had noticed that at one point a female penguin had managed to cause a couple of males to "separate".

The Bremerhaven Zoo in northern Germany, has 10 male penguins of which six have shown strong signs of preferring male company and formed couples among themselves.

Gay rights

The initiative to "turn" the penguins and make them mate had prompted a furious response from gay rights groups.

"The Swedes will not make the first move"

Heike Kueck,
Bremerhaven Zoo director
In a statement posted on its internet website, the zoo on Wednesday sought to defend itself from fresh criticism.

The statement said: "We will be delighted if the penguins form even one heterosexual couple and manage to produce first an egg, and then a little one.

"But of course we accept the male couples that have formed and we are not trying to enforce heterosexuality, as we were accused of doing last year."

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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2006, 04:58:20 PM »
:lol

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2006, 05:03:13 PM »
Just shows to go ya, if you keep males locked up together over a period of time, blind..cripple, or crazy...they'll boink it if its warm and got a hole....:eek:

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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2006, 05:09:11 PM »
It's truely becoming a sad world when people get upset over trying to get "gay" penguins to mate in order to help the species survive. "Groups" are really getting carried away with what they get upset over. To have to issue a statement that you accept gay penguins is insane. It's truely sad.
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2006, 06:35:42 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2006, 07:35:17 PM »
so Swedish females prefer hetro males, well duh!

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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2006, 08:16:42 PM »
Great, now the damned penguins are pushing the gay agenda.  Just another sign that society is going to hell and all people are evil and that we will soon destroy each other!!!

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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2006, 08:32:02 PM »
Its all that steamy sauna time they are so fond of  lol

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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2006, 08:41:10 PM »
Wait, everyone is up in arms that **GERMAN** penguins are shunning swedish female penguins?


Is anyone else not surprised?  :aok
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2006, 09:41:13 PM »
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Wait, everyone is up in arms that **GERMAN** penguins are shunning swedish female penguins?


Is anyone else not surprised?  :aok


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