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Offline VOR

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« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2006, 10:00:33 AM »
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A little slow for Texas.


That's what I was thinking. Where's the express lane I've been hearing about?

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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2006, 10:36:16 AM »
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That's what I was thinking. Where's the express lane I've been hearing about?


Need to have three credible witnesses for that. :confused:

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« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2006, 10:43:22 AM »



"Nobody will convict a baby....well, maybe Texas."

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« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2006, 11:28:51 AM »
On the other hand Thrawn , I am in favour of the death penalty for clear cut cases.

Liberal weeny you :p
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« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2006, 01:09:24 PM »
I think a more appropriate way to kill that piece of trash would have been to slice him open, put a hook into his intestine, and drag him behind his El Camino 'til he died. Medievil style.
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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2006, 01:41:49 PM »
Should have dipped him in kerosene, lit him on fire, then let him be dragged behind his El Camino.  Or maybe attach him to a platform behind a tractor pull, which the exhaust pointing in his direction, on a gravel street, and let his bones get scraped away as he helplessly pleads for death.  Keeping people alive to live off my tax dollars is crap, burn em all.
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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2006, 02:16:06 PM »
Or better yet. just paste a prophet cartoon on his back and let him loose in a muslim nation.
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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2006, 02:38:17 PM »
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HAHAHA, he tortures a poor girl with a pellet gun, let alone the mental trama she must have went through. Then has the balls to whine about cruel and unusual punishment/death. People who preform and admit proudly they did something like this deserve much worse. They get off way to easy.


a .30 with about 1,000 rounds outta do it.

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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2006, 03:07:21 PM »
Why did they wait 8 years to execute him? What a waste of money...

If I was in control, if the evidence was overwealming the convicted would have 364 days to appeal or somehow stop the execution.

Money saved, family of the victims satisfied, closure obtained, and message sent to the rest.
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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2006, 03:52:50 PM »
I wonder from how far out Eastwood could shoot the needle off a syringe

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« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2006, 04:01:38 PM »
A mile, and he could do it while swigging a bottle of single-malt Scotch and singing the last eight words of "I'm a Little Teapot" over and over and over.

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« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2006, 05:00:11 PM »
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On the other hand Thrawn , I am in favour of the death penalty for clear cut cases.

Liberal weeny you :p



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« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2006, 07:58:46 PM »
No need to torture him...I think that really would say more about us then it would about him.  If you wanted to go for flash and really make the execution pop though, I suppose you could behead him with a guillotine or the like, and maybe make money to cover the costs by making it a pay-per-view event.
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« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2006, 09:15:32 PM »
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No need to torture him...I think that really would say more about us then it would about him.  If you wanted to go for flash and really make the execution pop though, I suppose you could behead him with a guillotine or the like, and maybe make money to cover the costs by making it a pay-per-view event.


make him fight in a no DQ. match at wrestlemania 22:D

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« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2006, 10:10:56 PM »
another good way to despatch him might be to put him in a sealed container 20' deep. fill the container up at a rate of 2 gallons a day, whilst  adding live sea urchins.


this way he would have to swim to stay off the urchins whilst slowly starving to death, only to drown after a few weeks.

of course cutting his fingers and toes off and breaking his knees would make swimming harder, but still possible.

if that bastad tried to drown himself early you haul him out with a pre-attatched rope.

finally, throghout the whole ordeal he would be forced to watch celebrity cooking programs alternating with the shopping channel constantly playing the advert for the 'all-in-one excersice machine' at full volume.

and that would be too good for him.
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