"Come one, come all and see the greatest trolls ever seen on the Internet! Watch as they bicker incesently about random topics! See the amazing Nationalism Troll, who does nothing but brag about his country's accomplishments over the others! Come witness the amazing Flame Troll, whose space-age flame suit makes him impervious to the hottest of flames! Watch as the infamous Spam Troll smashes a keyboard with his fists and posts once every six seconds! Tremble in fear as the Tantrum Troll spews forth a torrent of explatives over senseless things, then whines when others make fun of him for it! Then, you'll be on the edge of your seats for the Main Attraction, the Mr. Black Troll, who spins wild tales of fantasy and woe just because he can!
"Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime event as Skuzzy, the Ringmaster, cuts the ribbon to open the BBS Troll Show for the general public, this Sunday at five o'clock!
"Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!!!"