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Offline Morpheus

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« Reply #45 on: February 16, 2006, 06:36:10 PM »
lol skuzzy you dork!:lol
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« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2006, 06:37:53 PM »
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I can bench press 308 pounds. Others?

suprisingly, this doesnt make me any more succesful in AH


it takes 10lbs of force to break a knee.  

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Offline Rolex

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« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2006, 06:37:58 PM »
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I could strike down 1,000 bulletin board accounts in 5 seconds. :)

You want ownage, I'll give you ownage!


Oh yeah? Prove it!

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« Reply #48 on: February 16, 2006, 06:40:51 PM »
I can get my wife to bring me a cold beer.
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« Reply #49 on: February 16, 2006, 07:20:21 PM »
^^^

winner!
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« Reply #50 on: February 16, 2006, 09:18:30 PM »
I'm not a guy who can bench press 308 lbs.  But I play one on Aces High.
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« Reply #51 on: February 16, 2006, 09:25:41 PM »
I bet he's one of those guys who waits till everyones looking his way to do squats.
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« Reply #52 on: February 16, 2006, 10:38:49 PM »
I can poop a six pounder.
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« Reply #53 on: February 16, 2006, 10:47:53 PM »
O yea i'll see your 65 sit ups in a minute to 160 situps in 2 minutes for my ROTC's Physical Fitness Test!:p And with my FEEKING 27 push-ups..... slipped in the first 50 seconds of my 2 minute time and I was out...stupid grass...and I jogged/walked a mile in 16 minutes while talking to someone in that test would of tried if I hadn't failed the push ups.....stupid grass... :furious :mad:


MUST HAVE PFT RIBBION!:O :O :mad: :mad: :furious :furious :noid
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« Reply #54 on: February 17, 2006, 12:10:33 AM »
With just the power of my mind and eight hours of intense concentration I can raise a glass of ice water to room temperature.
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« Reply #55 on: February 17, 2006, 12:12:05 AM »
I bench 520 virtual lbs while sitting in my personal hangar.



Most ive benched is 175...for 3 reps lol
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« Reply #56 on: February 17, 2006, 12:43:22 AM »
I can bench press the earth.
:rofl


plus I am a ninja,sniper,toughguy,doctor,millionaire,and an olympic gold medalist(but you wont find my medal because of a records screw up they cant show it to anyone)

I drive a mclaren f1.
I am a pilot, my gramma owns a P-51 and she lets me fly it, because my daddy is the Admiral in the Navy and my Auntie is a Air Force Base Commander. I was also the youngest Allied pilot in ww2 you should go ask Ike, or Patton, or Abe Lincoln, they all knew me.

I am 6'3" and 260 lbs of muscle, I coulda started for the steelers but I was injured in school, so I became a ninjasniper and went to afghanistan instead.

My girlfriend was like the only chick ever to become a navy seal in real, ever! but she was killed in lower crapistan on a tippy-top secret mission.

I won every military medal the US,UK,Mexico, and Slovakia ever gives out, and killed about a BAZILLION commies/terrorists/liberals, and the President of lower crapistan, but that was a classified mission.





did I miss any? :rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #57 on: February 17, 2006, 01:18:35 AM »
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...,and an olympic gold medalist(but you wont find my medal because of a records screw up they cant show it to anyone)


There actually is (was) an unknown gold medalist.  In the original Paris games, an American rowing crew somehow lost their coxswain (the little guy in the back who steers and yells 'stroke') and the recruited a French kid out of the crowd.  The crew won it all, and they never did get the kid's name in the record.
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« Reply #58 on: February 17, 2006, 01:20:20 AM »
I survived Fatty's mom.
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« Reply #59 on: February 17, 2006, 01:46:11 AM »
I am capable of benching Chuck Norris.
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