Author Topic: Cops... Classic arrest! (Read 787 times)

Morpheus · « **on:** February 16, 2006, 08:12:24 PM »

Flipping through the channels and came across a cops show.

Guy gets pulled over for drunk driving. Has a joint behind his ear.... He's probably high on top of driving drunk. The cop asks him to step out of the car and goes on to ask if he is in possesion of any narcotics. "no no no" the guy replies.

Cop: Have you smoked in the last day?

Man: No no no sir I'd tell you if I did... Honest I would. I mean I just smoked a little weed but I havent had any today.

Cop: Are you SURE you dont have any drugs on you tonight sir?

Man: Honest sir, I'd honestly tell you, im being honest with you. I mean I might have a few roaches in the ashtray, but thats it.

The cop cuffs the guy and pulls the joint out from behind the guys ear...

Man: Oh wow, officer, good job sir. I forgot about that.

LOL wtf

xrtoronto · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2006, 08:17:18 PM »

LOL...I saw that one!

SuperDud · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2006, 08:24:16 PM »

Yeah Stang ain't to bright.

SAS_KID · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2006, 10:57:29 PM »

wow...i've done that before

DEE DEE DEEEEEEEEEE:rolleyes:

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2006, 11:13:02 PM »

Our tax dollars at work. Go cigarette cops!

SOB · « **Reply #5 on:** February 17, 2006, 12:22:07 AM »

He was supporting the terrorists by buying Marijuana, Funked. You think that's OK? Why don't you support our troops? WHY?!

Zaphod · « **Reply #6 on:** February 17, 2006, 01:19:42 AM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Our tax dollars at work. Go cigarette cops!

Ahem...Police don't write the laws they just enforce them. Writing the law is done by legislators elected by citizens. If you don't like a particular law, cops can't help ya with the problem....you'll need to vote for some other legislator who tends to agree with you. And yes...it is your tax dollars at work... (and the cops tax dollars, since they pay taxes too).

Just wanted to clear that apparent misunderstanding up. Civics 101 is dismissed.

Zaphod

Dinger · « **Reply #7 on:** February 17, 2006, 02:43:41 AM »

I fondly remember the one where they're going down the highway, and see these huge tire marks swerving across both lanes, digging up dirt in the median, streaking through the oncoming lane, and ending up with a pickup turned around in the ditch.

cop goes up to the pickup, raps on window.

"Have you been drinking, sir?"
semi-coherent moan of culpability: "ooooohhhhh yeahhhH"

Jackal1 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 17, 2006, 08:17:35 AM »

My all time favorite is the one where the drunk is pulled over and the cop starts to do the sobriety test on him.
The drunk says "I can`t do that".
The cop says "Why?".
Drunk says " Hell, I`m too drunk. Can`t you see?".

FiLtH · « **Reply #9 on:** February 17, 2006, 08:35:25 AM »

I get a kick out of how the slugs on that show try to be on their best behavior, and super polite...its so obvious they never use good manners normally as it seems so awkward for them.

SFRT - Frenchy · « **Reply #10 on:** February 17, 2006, 09:41:46 AM »

I have one that happened to me with CHP, that I wished would be in COPS.

I'm driving my company F250 on L.A.'s I10 crowded freeway at 6PM. I pull on an exit ramp and make a right on Crenshaw. I ear tire screetching and police sirens. I look in my miror just in time to see a police car coming from the same offramp, sliding sideway like in those chase movies, coming full speed in my lane.

I pull over to the right to let the cruiser go by. To my surprise, the guy glues right in my rear bumper, still with the lights on, but cut the siren. Oblivious I pull over.

Young CHP guy comes out and walks to the window of my truck.

- Sir, have you been drinking?
-

... no
- Licence, registration, insurance.
- Here.
- Is it your vehicle?
- No, company truck.
- Sir, have you been drinking?
- No.
- Sir, have you been drinking.
-

... haven't had even a beer in at least 6 months, I don't like alchool.
- I saw you swirving in and out of your lane, and driving on the shoulder.
-

... you stoped the wrong truck.
- Get out of the truck!
- Sure.
- Do this, do that, stand on your head while counting to 60 with a finger in your mouth.
(I easily comply, obviously not drunk)
- Go back in your vehicle. (Guy walks back in his cruiser)

(10 min later, exiting the cruiser, cop walks to the door, and throws licence/reg/insurance on my laps)
- You are good to got, stay safe.

(1 month later, the boss receives a ticket for tinted windows on the work truck).

I suspect he was a fresh CHP on a mission. I thought that not admitting he made a mistake and writing a ticket for tinted windows was a bit lame. I wonder what his boss would have thought of the Starky & Hutch driving parade.

Ohio43 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 17, 2006, 10:48:45 AM »

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Originally posted by Jackal1
My all time favorite is the one where the drunk is pulled over and the cop starts to do the sobriety test on him.
The drunk says "I can`t do that".
The cop says "Why?".
Drunk says " Hell, I`m too drunk. Can`t you see?".

LOL..Im a retired cop myself. Keep in mind, that the sole thing police are trying to establish is order to make an arrest is called "probably cause". Statments made by drivers like this are a cops best friend

I have had quite a few ppl state similar remarks, like after asking them to do the one leg stand, many have replied, "I can't even do that sober!"
Oh, a little tip for you drug users (that have stash in thier car), or ppl who illegally carry weapons in your car..not that I advocate either. But to this day, this little trick cops ask you still amazes me to this day. You may have been pulled over before and asked if you have any drugs or weapons in your car. If you do and dont want to admit to it..DO NOT reply, "uhm...no, not that I know of". That immediately tells the officer that you know their is drugs in the car, but when they find it, you are disclaiming any knowledge of it. Mind boggling, but every time i've asked the question and gotten that reply I hit paydirt.

Iceman24 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 17, 2006, 11:41:44 AM »

the best "cops" episode was the 1 where the cops pulled over a guy for picking his nose. After being pulled over and asked what he did wrong the cop said, " you were playing with your nose so much, your whole hand was obscurring your face, how can you see to drive while doing that." the driver then gets upset and ends up going to jail for resisting arrest and wreckless driving.... lol Classic lol

Morpheus · « **Reply #13 on:** February 17, 2006, 11:51:25 AM »

Dam Frenchy! Sounds almost identical to what happened to us a few years back. Coming home from eating out for my birthday, none of us where drinking. My friend is driving, his girlfriend in the passenger seat, me and my girlfriend in the back, cop comes out of nowhere and pulls us over... Makes my friend go through all the same bull for 20 minutes then lets us go.

Some cops I'm really good friends with. Other cops I know shouldnt be cops, they should be the ones getting locked up.

SFRT - Frenchy · « **Reply #14 on:** February 17, 2006, 11:23:23 PM »