Cops... Classic arrest!

[FUNKED1]

I've had that too.  If they pull you over looking for a DUI or drugs and come up with nothing, they will cite you for some inconsequential violation out of frustration.  Chicken****.

[x0847Marine]

Originally posted by FUNKED1
I've had that too.  If they pull you over looking for a DUI or drugs and come up with nothing, they will cite you for some inconsequential violation out of frustration.  Chicken****.

Not so, I did just to piss ppl off.

[xrtoronto]

Another good COPS show was when a patrol car comes across a couple of girlies, after a night of drinking,  who parked their car and went running/dancing totally naked on someones lawn
They were both about 20-25 yrs old and very flurty

[Morpheus]

ASSUME THE POSITION LADIES!:D

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by Jackal1
My all time favorite is the one where the drunk is pulled over and the cop starts to do the sobriety test on him.
The drunk says "I can`t do that".
The cop says "Why?".
Drunk says " Hell, I`m too drunk. Can`t you see?".

Reminds me of somethig a buddy of mine did.

True story

After hoisting a few my buddy took a turn a bit too fast on a back road and ended up in a potato feild where he proceeded to get stuck trying to get out.

Cop comes along and gives him a sobriety test (walking the straight line) which he managed to do. Then the cop asked hi to recite the alphabet backwards.

My buddies responce was classic

"Hell I cant do that when Im sober!"

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by Ohio43
LOL..Im a retired cop myself.  Keep in mind, that the sole thing police are trying to establish is order to make an arrest is called "probably cause".  Statments made by drivers like this are a cops best friend  I have had quite a few ppl state similar remarks,  like after asking them to do the one leg stand, many have replied, "I can't even do that sober!"
   Oh, a little tip for you drug users (that have stash in thier car), or ppl who illegally carry weapons in your car..not that I advocate either. But to this day, this little trick cops ask you still amazes me to this day.  You may have been pulled over before and asked if you have any drugs or weapons in your car.  If you do and dont want to admit to it..DO NOT reply, "uhm...no, not that I know of".  That immediately tells the officer that you know their is drugs in the car, but when they find it, you are disclaiming any knowledge of it. Mind boggling, but every time i've asked the question and gotten that reply I hit paydirt.

"I can't even do that sober!"

and there ya have it LMAO


"LOL..Im a retired cop myself.  Keep in mind, that the sole thing police are trying to establish is order to make an arrest is called "probably cause"."

Ummmm errrr ahhhh  ummmm
I think you mean "Probable" cause

If the only excuse you need is "probably cause"
this country is in a world of watermelon LMAO

[culero]

LMAO Morph....reminds of of a true (NS!:)) story, starring yours truly....

I was driving with a friend once, smoking a joint. We were pulled over by a Texas state highway patrol car. Thinking quickly, I chose to exit the vehicle and walk back to meet him, using the "light a Marlboro" SOP of odor masking. He met me next to his fender.

HP: "Drivers license please"
culero: "OK"
HP: "Mr. Myers I stopped you because one of your tail lights is not working, were you aware of that?"
culero: "No sir, but thanks. I'll attend to that right away."
HP: "OK. Mr. Myers, have you been smoking marijuana?"
culero: ~thinks "Oh F***, I forgot to light a Marlboro!"~
culero: ~backs up one small step, takes pack of Marlboros from packet, lights up~
culero: ~slowly and deliberately blows a lungful of tobacco smoke in the guy's face~
culero: ~deadpan~ "Ummm, nooo"
HP: ~very calmly with no change of expression~ "Mr. Myers, has anyone in your vehicle been smoking marijuana?"
culero: ~slowly and deliberately blows another lungful of tobacco smoke in the guy's face~
culero: "Ummm, nooo"
HP: ~still very calmly with no change of expression~ "Mr. Myers, have you just been somewhere where people were smoking marijuana?"
culero: ~slowly and deliberately blows yet another lungful of tobacco smoke in the guy's face~
culero: "Ummm, nooo" ~BIG grin~
HP: ~VERY animated~ "Well Golly-geeMIT I CAN SMELL IT ALL OVER YOUR ASS!!!"
culero: ~deadpan~ "Must be your upper lip"
HP: ~jaw hits chest, eyes pop~

I swear this is true, about the funniest thing I have ever done. The guy was fit to be tied

The story continues and gets even funnier, in case anyone is interested

culero

[culero]

PS - for you kids at home, this is a perfect example of why you shouldn't use drugs (they make you stupid )

culero

[Dinger]

please continue, sir.

[culero]

OK (caught me at a good time, miserable weather outside today).

So the cop told me to wait there, as he intended to check the car out. Thinking "Oh s***, he's REALLY gonna get a whiff now " I said "OK" and leaned back against the trunk to wait.

He took off along the passenger side of the car. Next thing I know, I hear:

HP: "Sir?......Hello, sir?"

I looked around, and saw he wasn't talking to me. He was talking to my friend, so I said nothing.

Then he continued to repeat himself, a couple of times with pregnant pauses in between. That's when I remembered "Oh s***, that's Dan he's talking to".

See, my friend Dan is a big dumb Polacko. Nice guy, good to the core, just s_l_o_w.

And, more importantly, stone deaf in his right (curbside in this case) ear.

So, I determined that at risk of violating his lawful instructions, I should in any case approach the officer to intervene (since it would have been rude to shout )

As I walked around the corner of the car I observed that Dan's window was closed. No wonder the deaf SOB couldn't hear! So, I politely said:

culero: "Uhh, excuse me officer....."
HP: (back to me) ~jumps half a foot off the ground, reaches for holster~
"WHAT????"
Dan the Polacko: ~sees motion out of the corner of his eye, turns, sees a cop in mid-air grabbing for his gun, and shouts loudly~ "WHAT THE F***???"
culero: ~sees the stark terror produced by panic in the guy's eyes as he snaps around in mid-air to face halfway between Dan and I and try to watch both simultaneously~ ~raises both hands palm forward~ "Whoa, sir, just trying to help here!"
HP: "I TOLD YOU TO WAIT BACK THERE Golly-geeMIT!"
culero: "yes sir, I know, but you were also here trying to talk to a deaf man, and I thought you ought to know that"
HP: ~stares silently at me, looks at Dan who is staring at him with his mouth open like a fish, glares back at me then back at Dan~ ~shakes head~ "Golly-geemit. Golly-geeMIT!" ~gestures wildly~ "You guys get the f*** out of here!"
culero: ~stares back, starting to grin a bit now that he realizes the crisis is past~
HP: "I said GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE! NOW, Golly-geeMIT!"
culero: ~shrugs~ "OK" ~leaves~

Poor guy, he probably didn't deserve all of that

culero (and yes Dan never figured out WTF )