It only rains twice in Seattle: October to May and June to September.
What comes after two straight days of rain in Seattle?
Monday morning.
What do you call four straight days of rain in Seattle?
Bumbershoot.
What do you call two weeks of rain in Seattle?
Indian Summer.
What does daylight savings time mean in Seattle?
An extra hour of rain.
What's the definition of a Seattle optimist?
A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat.
What did the Seattle native say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?
Nice tan.
"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and
it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well,
that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."
Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the
world. The pope went on worldwide TV and said, "This is a punishment
from God. Prepare to meet your maker."
The president went on TV and announced, "Our scientists have done all
they can. The end is near."
The mayor of Seattle came on and announced, "Due to inclement weather,
this year's Seafair Parade will be moved to the top of Queen Ann Hill."
A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. He gets up the next day and
it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. He
goes
out to lunch and sees a young kid and asks out of despair,
"Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?"
The kid replies, "How should I know? I'm only six."
How do the Indians predict the weather in Seattle?
If you can see Mt. Rainier, it's going to rain. If you can't see Mt.
Rainier,
it's raining.
