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Offline Wolfala

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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2006, 09:34:03 AM »
compelling evidence that women should always pack a .45 and 4 xtra mags.
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2006, 11:42:47 AM »
Didn't even get half way through with that. Hardly funny and definitely not worth the time to st through.:huh
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2006, 02:46:55 PM »
Not so cutie... Well doesn't that just make your skin crawl. Ok, yet another reason I'm glad that most of the guys I know are military rather than metrosexual.

Where did all the testosterone in the world go? Is Chuck Norris absorbing it all or something?
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2006, 03:40:50 PM »
Sounds like he's on the edge of a breakdown.  I'd run the other way, too!

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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2006, 08:02:14 PM »
So..
Did you accept his invitation?
Beneith it all he really seems to like you
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Offline Shamus

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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2006, 09:54:09 PM »
Ewww, he's trying to pick up Eric's mom, ol Red's gonna put a beating on him!!!

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Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2006, 03:15:09 AM »
The full story was here on the shack

http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=11667295

Text is as follows

So normally I delete chain emails instantly, but this one came to me from a friend with good taste at work. And an MP3 was attached, so I was intrigued. Here's the content of the body of the message, and the link to the MP3 below.

(cleaned up for paragraph justice)


A couple of weeks ago, on a Sunday at a typical Utah singles ward, this guy was staring at my little sister's friend all through the meeting. He was a normal looking guy, and she is a cute girl. After the service ended, he bolted to the end of her pew, and stumbled his way through an invitation to go out some time. She felt a little awkward, but giving him the benefit of the doubt that he was just nervous, she gave him her phone number and said "sure they could hang out sometime.

A few minutes later as she was getting into her car to drive home she got a text message, from this nervous boy, saying how excited he was to go out with her and how gorgeous he thought she was. Feeling a little more uncomfortable, the girl brushed it off and went about her day.

THE FOLLOWING DAY SHE RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE FROM THIS SAME BOY! Now I don't claim to be Casanova but, in this situation, I ask you. . . .is this the phone message that you would leave with a girl, the day after you meet her at church, when trying to play the game, play it cool, play hard to get, and impress her?

If this doesn't paint the perfect stereotype picture of why so many LDS men are single at 40 and confused why it never worked out with a lady I don't know what does. Enjoy!

The more times you listen to it, the harder you'll laugh.


Yep.
Wow.

This is the brand new: "Hello my future girlfriend"
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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2006, 03:20:46 AM »
freakin' weirdos, man.