I get those from time to time, but heres my personal favorite.
Did you guys know that 2 years ago the African country of Nimbau ( yes Nimbau) had a cival war and the leader was killed in a car crash trying to escape? Well his children and wife were captured, and she has $150,000,000, that she wants to deposit in my bank acct so I can invest it for her, and of course 10% is for me. All this because back in 1985 my grandfather helped her and her husband build a contracting company in thie rcountry. Funny how my granddad helped them in 1985 since he died back in 1978. Even funnier is the fact that he never worked in consturction, and didn't know diddle squat about buisness.