YES, Venezuela is going to be the next Iraq.
Iraq is going to be the next Iran.
Iran is going to be the next Cuba.
Pakistan and Indonesia are both vying to be the next Afghanistan.
Latin America is going to be the next Communist Block.
China is going to be the next Soviet Union.
North Korea is just going to remain the rabid Pomeranian they've always been.
Palestine is going to take parliamentary politics to a whole new level of "cutthroat" and "explosive debate". ("You vote against me?!" Ka-Boom!)
Israel is going to add minefields and a moat to the planned wall they're building.
The CIA created bird flu, since their creating AIDS did not work as well as expected.
Poncho Villa is alive and well in Mexico and up to his old tricks.
General Pershing is well and truly dead.
Mexican military incursions into United States territory do not rate any mention during the State of the Union Address.
The State Department wants to give The Three Stooges and Monte Python both a run fer der money.
And John Stewart should have enough fodder from the last 2 years for another book by now.
Don't YOU feel safer today than you did after 9/11.
Any wonder why I question just What the heck my men and I were supposed to be accomplishing in Iraq for over a year..... bah!