Author Topic: What really Irritates me.... (Read 844 times)

Yeager · « **on:** February 20, 2006, 10:55:28 PM »

is when inanimate objects dont do what I want them to, so I get irritated.

Just a few moments ago I snuck into the kitchen to eat some toppings off the recently ordered pizza. All went well, I found a nice piece of cheeze with some onion, pepper and sausage all embedded in the stringy cheeze. As I was in the process of making my getaway, I turned to close the lid on the pizza box and one of the flaps on the lid popped out. I tried to quietly close the lid but to no avail. I made a little bit of noise as I tried to more forcefully close the lid to the pizza box.....no go. I got suddenly irritated and used the flat bottom of my fist to pursuade (aka POUND THE FRIGGEN ***** OUT OF) the lid to close it.

Busted....

Man,.......why cant that inanimate crap just do as I wish.

Wolf14 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2006, 11:10:39 PM »

Because it is possesed and out to get you.

OOZ662 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2006, 01:03:29 AM »

All you have to do is unfold those little tabs that go along the back of the box...

Jackal1 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:04:29 AM »

Just curious, but ,who are what, did you have to go into double naught spy mode to avoid to get some Pizza................pizza cops?

Rino · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2006, 10:33:27 AM »

You need to be smarter than the box

xrtoronto · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2006, 10:38:40 AM »

Box 1, Yeager 0

Maverick · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2006, 10:40:19 AM »

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Originally posted by xrtoronto
Box 1, Yeager 0

Thus goes the score in the battle of wits 'tween these two competitors.......

midnight Target · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2006, 10:43:57 AM »

I'd ask for a rematch.

I'll take Yeager and the points.

john9001 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2006, 12:41:41 PM »

the boxes are cleverly designed to foil pizza topping thieves.

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2006, 01:26:35 PM »

This is better then the Olympics.

Yeager · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2006, 01:30:39 PM »

yes! I had already eaten the alloted ration and was still hungry. As such, I was too busy munching the cheezy delight to seriously barter with the lid. It must do as I command!

This is just an example of arguments I get into with inanimate objects. Its as if they intentionally do not do as I command them. It rarely ever fails.....

jaxxo · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:05:10 PM »

rofl yeager i hear ya...when opening those little ketchup packets i can never rip it off without it a) exploding all over or B) ripping only enuff to get a small stream that takes 2 minutes 2 squeeze out....YOUR A CONDIMENT I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY YOU! errr sorry

texace · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:05:30 PM »

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Originally posted by BlueJ1
This is better then the Olympics.

I vote we make Pizza Box Bashing an event in 2008.

Gunthr · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:06:08 PM »

When you explode in frustration at a pizza box, its bad enough.

But when you ruthlessly attempt to teach that box "a lesson" - you may have crossed a line of some sort...

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:13:20 PM »

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Originally posted by jaxxo
rofl yeager i hear ya...when opening those little ketchup packets i can never rip it off without it a) exploding all over or B) ripping only enuff to get a small stream that takes 2 minutes 2 squeeze out....YOUR A CONDIMENT I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY YOU! errr sorry

Event #2 of the Inanimate Object Olympics.