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Offline RTR

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« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2006, 01:28:55 PM »
"In other world news, a group calling themselves the NNFF  (Ninja Nuns For Freedom) stormed the Vatican today. 3 Bishops and a Cardinal were slightly injured by a holy water balloon bomb that was deliberately set off in the parking lot.  Fortunately the Pope Mobile was at the rectory for repairs at the time and was undamaged."

"The Pope, who was unharmed, and never in any immediate danger was quoted by the RC Enquirer as saying  "WTF is with Nuns these days anyway?.... Hey father Luigi!..Bring me some more of that fine sacremental wine, I need a stiff belt!"

"No arrests were made , but stiff prayers were employed, and the feeling is that Jeebuz will get it sorted out."

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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2006, 01:43:50 PM »
Why does Iran want to be destroyed anway?  

Would Russia attack the US if the US attacked Iran?

Would the US then attack Cuba in retaliation?  

Would France then attack Germany in retaliation for the US attacking Cuba in retaliation for Russia attacking the US in retaliation for the US attacking Iran in retaliation for Iran making nukular bombs?

Would the Germans then bomb London in retaliation for France attacking Germany in retaliation for the US attacking Cuba in retaliation for Russia attacking the US in retaliation for the US attacking Iran in retaliation for Iran making nukular bombs?

Who would Canada then attack and why?
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« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2006, 02:20:14 PM »
They kinda looked like fighting monks, right down to the ceremonial swords and mystical badges.
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Offline Banzzai

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« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2006, 02:49:47 PM »
i was expecting to see Whoopi Goldberg dance and sing across the screen
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Offline GreenCloud

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« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2006, 02:51:16 PM »
is that real ?..or is it a joke..holy sheite..its funny
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Offline ~Caligula~

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« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2006, 02:52:28 PM »
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Who would Canada then attack and why?


The Baldvins...we all know why
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Offline eagl

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« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2006, 04:28:45 PM »
Did you see the one wearing black?  She was hot.
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« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2006, 09:19:51 PM »
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Originally posted by Yeager
Why does Iran want to be destroyed anway?  

Would Russia attack the US if the US attacked Iran?

Would the US then attack Cuba in retaliation?  

Would France then attack Germany in retaliation for the US attacking Cuba in retaliation for Russia attacking the US in retaliation for the US attacking Iran in retaliation for Iran making nukular bombs?

Would the Germans then bomb London in retaliation for France attacking Germany in retaliation for the US attacking Cuba in retaliation for Russia attacking the US in retaliation for the US attacking Iran in retaliation for Iran making nukular bombs?

Who would Canada then attack and why?


France attack Germany?
Now theres a first
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Offline Excel1

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« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2006, 03:33:42 AM »
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France attack Germany?
Now theres a first


Napoleon Bonaparte.

With the little Corsican at the helm the French owned a large chunk of Europe for a time, including what is now Germany.
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Offline jaxxo

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« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2006, 08:22:57 AM »
dismantling bombs with no protective gear lmao..."we got a live one!...send one of the chicks over"
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Offline B@tfinkV

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« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2006, 09:25:29 AM »
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Originally posted by Yeager
Why does Iran want to be destroyed anway?  

Would Russia attack the US if the US attacked Iran?

Would the US then attack Cuba in retaliation?  

Would France then attack Germany in retaliation for the US attacking Cuba in retaliation for Russia attacking the US in retaliation for the US attacking Iran in retaliation for Iran making nukular bombs?

Would the Germans then bomb London in retaliation for France attacking Germany in retaliation for the US attacking Cuba in retaliation for Russia attacking the US in retaliation for the US attacking Iran in retaliation for Iran making nukular bombs?

Who would Canada then attack and why?




http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php



theres your answer :)
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Offline Furball

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« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2006, 01:17:24 PM »
NAMA NAMA NAMA NAMA NAMANAMANANAAMANA BAT MAN!!!!

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