Author Topic: Marriage contract (Read 623 times)

DREDIOCK · « **on:** February 21, 2006, 04:46:37 PM »

Cant post directly to the document here

But check out Smoking Gun.com

And check out todays featured Document

"The Marriage Contract"

Now heres a man after every womans heart LMAO

FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey (pictured right) offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily.

dmf · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:06:20 PM »

Hmmmmmmm. I might want to link to that someday

eskimo2 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:17:07 PM »

I dare someone to print it out and give it to their wife or fiancée.

Wolfala · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:58:17 PM »

RedDg · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2006, 07:32:36 PM »

pretty standard, really.

Love the 'good behavior days'

Edit: My wife read it, and she says at least there's no mention of domestic duties. So I agreed and told her it meant more mandatory time for her at the gym. Now I'm running cable out to the doghouse.

rabbidrabbit · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2006, 07:47:13 PM »

I don't get it... whats wrong with that?

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2006, 08:14:15 PM »

Wolfala there is a reason I didnt link to it directly....

Nevermind. I suspect you will find out why soon enough

Wolfala · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2006, 08:30:38 PM »

You mean MP8? On the level of threat, he's right above that of a squirl - its considered part of the public record since it is in court.

And I think most people in here are reasonably intelligent enough, including the moderators when they read what is part of the public docket how ****ed up that guy is.

This is just evidence supporting the conclusion.

Wolf

wetrat · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2006, 08:38:35 PM »

did she actually sign that? if so, where can I find a similarly subservient woman?

Seagoon · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2006, 08:50:03 PM »

Wolfala,

I think the explicit language is probably what Drediock was referring to.

Anywho, Mr. Frey seems to view marriage as a way of saving money on prostitutes. Ah well, most of the men I've met who had that many problems at least managed to realize that actually attempting to live out their porn fantasy life would be wrong on several levels.

- SEAGOON

J_A_B · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2006, 09:46:20 PM »

"Anywho, Mr. Frey seems to view marriage as a way of saving money on prostitutes. Ah well, most of the men I've met who had that many problems at least managed to realize that actually attempting to live out their porn fantasy life would be wrong on several levels. "

It's not about the sex. It never is with these types.

J_A_B

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2006, 11:38:42 PM »

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Originally posted by Seagoon
Wolfala,

I think the explicit language is probably what Drediock was referring to.

- SEAGOON

Exactly.

In any event I have my own ideas as to the whys and wherefores of the contract.

None of which would be approperiate to discuss here

If they were into a specific lifestyle, such a thing would not be at all uncommon.

Wolfala · « **Reply #12 on:** February 22, 2006, 12:08:08 AM »

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Originally posted by Seagoon
Wolfala,

I think the explicit language is probably what Drediock was referring to.

Anywho, Mr. Frey seems to view marriage as a way of saving money on prostitutes. Ah well, most of the men I've met who had that many problems at least managed to realize that actually attempting to live out their porn fantasy life would be wrong on several levels.

- SEAGOON

Ah language, noted.

Keep in mind - i'm from New York, so i'm a bit jaded when it comes to censoring language as ****, ****, piss, ****, mother****er and tits aren't words, but commas.

Wolf

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #13 on:** February 22, 2006, 01:23:33 AM »

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Originally posted by Wolfala
Ah language, noted.

Keep in mind - i'm from New York, so i'm a bit jaded when it comes to censoring language as ****, ****, piss, ****, mother****er and tits aren't words, but commas.

Wolf

Im from Jersey and pretty much feel the same way.
UNFORTUNATELY

Not everyone is as thick skinned as you or I

And we must remember to protect the children.

From what I have no idea
But for teh sake of keeping Skuzzy,MP8 and the rest of the crew from having a meltdown. I will try.

rabbidrabbit · « **Reply #14 on:** February 22, 2006, 08:10:20 AM »

wait a second!

Are you saying they are not ******* punctuation? Oh **** no wonder my church group was always making funny faces when I gave speaches.