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Offline Airscrew

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Police: Homeless Man Tries to Steal Sheep
« on: February 23, 2006, 08:46:49 AM »
Ok which one of you wise guys was running loose last night? :lol

Was it one of the BK's :lol :confused:

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - A homeless man who police say tried to take a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo has been arrested on numerous charges. A security guard at the zoo called police Tuesday evening after spotting a man carrying a trash can with a sheep in it, a police report said.

When officers arrived Grady Allen Carnahan, 32, told them he was a doctor and the sheep was sick. He said he was taking the animal to a veterinary clinic, the report said.

Carnahan fought with officers as they were trying to take him into custody, police said.

He was arrested on a felony charge of violating an animal facility and on misdemeanor charges of criminal trespass, cruelty to animals, resisting arrest, and theft of property.

The animal was returned to its pen at the zoo

Offline AWMac

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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2006, 08:51:39 AM »
When officers arrived William Jefferson Clinton,  told them he was a doctor and the sheep was sick. He said he was taking the animal to a veterinary clinic, the report said.



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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2006, 09:10:11 AM »
Are you guys running daily google searches on 'sheep' or what?
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2006, 09:11:07 AM »
even homeless men get horny

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2006, 09:17:45 AM »
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Originally posted by Nilsen
even homeless men get horny
Or hungry? :(

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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2006, 09:19:44 AM »
ewwww going down on a ewe?

:huh

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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2006, 09:21:30 AM »
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ewwww going down on a ewe?

:huh


Thats just baaad!

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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2006, 09:23:42 AM »
I'm wondering...  How the hell did the guy get the sheep in the trash can?
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2006, 05:29:29 PM »
Playing doctor with poor, defenseless sheep. Call PETA!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2006, 06:19:58 PM »
How could you resist a face like this