On the 8th Day God took the piss, but on the 9th day God was feeling curious so he started the experimentation process with the Birth of StSanta. Because there was limited resources left after making the rest of the people on the earth the virtues of "Looks" or "A large Libido" where skipped and StSanta was born an ugly Libido less gremlin...
To make up for the fact that StSanta didn't have a "Libido" or "Looks" God gave StSanta the gift of Immortality. Unfortunately, because of the fact that StSanta was such an ugly bastard and had a real small <cough> he was totally rejected by society and sent to a part of Europe that the British set aside just for him.
Sometime between the Year of the lord 1980 & 1990 God decided that he needed to make wrong what he had done with StSanta and he created the masterpiece of all Human evolution...
He created Betown.
Betown was blessed with all the things StSanta was not. Looks, Intelligence, Communication Skills, Fashion sense and colour coded Car Seats. And ofcourse a very large appetite for the opposite sex. Cries from women across the British Isles where shouting "Oh God Thank You" after Betown blessed them with his presence.
During the Late 1990's early 2000's Betown and StSanta met in a virtual world called the Internet. StSanta was shielded from the rest of humanity and nobody could see that he looked like a goblin or the fact that he had a very small weener. Because of this StSanta Thrived! Unfortunaly, Betowns superior intelligence this made him to much for StSanta. The fact that StSanta had to wear padded, stuffed and studded leather underwear was released into the web community known as Aces High.
StSanta then was forced out, rejected by his fellow pilots to a life of exile. He managed to find a place amongst the Luftwobble comunity and has been there ever since
[ 07-30-2001: Message edited by: Betown ]
