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Offline Gunslinger

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« on: March 07, 2006, 09:19:01 AM »
This is a cross post from my AAO clan.  This kid is on his XBOX live and forgets to mute his mic while demanding his mom bring him a drink.

CAUTION EXPLICIT LANGUAGE NSFW OR AROUND SMALL CHILDREN

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7153152098207965240

if this were my kid I'd beat his but with my belt and then take away his sunlight indefinatly.

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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2006, 09:29:46 AM »
Is this Mike Teevee from Charlie & the Chocolate Factory???

The belt slapping would indeed be appropriate, but it would be even better to wreck the XBOX with a hammer in front of him, then go dump it in a trash can, no matter what it cost in the first place.
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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2006, 09:31:48 AM »
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Is this Mike Teevee from Charlie & the Chocolate Factory???

The belt slapping would indeed be appropriate, but it would be even better to wreck the XBOX with a hammer in front of him, then go dump it in a trash can, no matter what it cost in the first place.


Naw even better, I'd break out the hole saw kit and convert it into a really nice cup holder next to my PC.

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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2006, 09:35:04 AM »
tsss...he's just following classes to be able to post here in a few years ;)
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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2006, 09:37:15 AM »
If I caught my kids talking to their mother like that they wouldn't be able to sit down for a week afterwards.

If "I" had ever talked to my mother, or step mother, like that I don't think I'd be typing this right now.

What a disrespectful little ****.
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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2006, 09:37:44 AM »
He should be introduced to the german kid who was re-engineering his keyboard while patiently waiting for a connection...
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2006, 09:47:20 AM »
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He should be introduced to the german kid who was re-engineering his keyboard while patiently waiting for a connection...



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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2006, 11:17:39 AM »
Had that been my kid he would have been picking up peices of xbox off the driveway and drinking his chocolate milk standing up for a week.

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« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2006, 11:26:37 AM »
If he had been my kid I would have cut off his head with a sword and feed his corpse to pigs.
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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2006, 11:38:11 AM »
First thing wrong with that is if thats a nine year old then why does he have that type of game along with Xbox Live access.

Secondly if my wife was to get talked to like that while my son was playing one of our sports games on the Xbox; it would be tossed out. Then he would get his butt worn out. Then when I got home if the Xbox was not destroyed I would take care of that then wear his butt out again.

I would have been lucky to still be alive if I would have spoken to any adult that way.
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2006, 12:03:40 PM »
Remember - it's the Video Game's fault - not the parent. :D

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« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2006, 12:05:38 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2006, 12:23:34 PM »
Its all about priorities.  I mean, c'mon.  What do we teach our kids to prepare them for life in the workplace:

1) Do your job because others are counting on you.

2) Cooperate to achieve a higher goal.

3) Focus on your job.  Nothing else is as important as getting the job done right the first time.  

4) Concentrate, perform, adjust, adapt, achieve.

5) If you fail, your team fails, and failure is not an option.

How many times did the kid implore his mom to stop interfering with what he was doing?  I quote:

"You're messing me up!  Stop it!  You're messing me up!"

"I have to have it up loud!  I have to!"

"Mom!  This is important!  You're messing me up!"

The kid was simply preparing himself for the work environment, where immediate actions matter and the unemployment line is only a quarterly result away.

Given this context, just how important was bedtime?  How many of you have stayed up late to study for a big test, or finish up a report, or complete a job to meet a deadline?  Which was more important - getting those 8 hours of rest or achieving your goal?

But his mom probably wouldn't understand those things, because her priority was simply to attend to his physical growth, not his mental conditioning.

What she saw as a simple game was something much more complex.  It was an exercise to prepare the boy for college, and his future in the workplace.

Funny that he would request chocolate milk instead of Mountain Dew.  Chocolate milk has some nutritional content and would probably knock that kid out cold inside of an hour.  Mountain Dew would fuel his addiction for a good 3 hours.

Now shut up and bring me a Red Bull!

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« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2006, 12:32:27 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2006, 12:48:08 PM »
time to get out the wooden paddle again...
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