Hangtime was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meet at the range and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and
give up me booze".
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Hangtime looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."