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Offline StarOfAfrica2

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Iran promises "harm and pain" to US
« on: March 08, 2006, 12:22:10 PM »
The UN promises to act within the week after having Iran brought before the Security Council.  Not that they'll do anything but talk mind you, but at least its something.  But Iran has promised to repay the US for its role in bringing them up before the Council with "harm and pain".  

http://today.reuters.com/News/newsArticle.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2006-03-08T152415Z_01_L08408279_RTRUKOC_0_US-NUCLEAR-IRAN.xml

Something tells me they dont like us much.  And then of course Israel comes out and says if you cant do anything about it, we will!

http://today.reuters.com/news/NewsArticle.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2006-03-08T143030Z_01_L08205988_RTRUKOT_0_TEXT0.xml&related=true

Thats going to make things even better!
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Offline EN4CER

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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2006, 12:30:02 PM »
Uh! The UN (Universal Nincompoops). I'm sure they'll conduct a thorough investigation. Let me guess? Hmmmmmm Hans Blix again for "Just Vun Luk - Just Vun. Zat is good no?"
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2006, 01:24:03 PM »
You got it wrong.

First the UN needs a 6 month policy fact finding committee

then they make an resolution to decide if they should write a strongly worded letter

Then they have to form another committee to determin what the letter should say.

Then they pass a resolution to determine if any amendments to the stronggly worded letter are required

Then they pass the resolution to write a strongly worded letter but have to go back to committee for more fact finding and write amendments that condem Israel and praise palestine just fro the heck of it.

Then the send the strongly worded letter to Iran with said amendments.

Iran's president gives the UN the finger.

Then it's back to committe to determine if sactions may be necessary.

Then it goes up for debate amungst the general assembly.

Then it gets determined that more facts are needed and possibly another strongly worded letter.

From there it goes back to committee......and so on and so on


The UN is a usless  spinless body.
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Offline T0J0

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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2006, 01:25:38 PM »
The Great UN cheese distribution team is being called in? Must be a glut of Grueyere in france needing to be distributed...
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Offline EN4CER

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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2006, 01:30:12 PM »
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You got it wrong. ................... The UN is a usless  spinless body.


Sad but 100% True. Right on Gun!  :aok
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Offline JTs

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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2006, 01:37:15 PM »
add about 6 more months to decide what pattern on the stationary to use
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2006, 02:10:02 PM »
I think the US should attack Iran with shock and awe
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Offline StarOfAfrica2

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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2006, 02:35:40 PM »
They are a little tired right now Nilsen.  Check back next year.
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2006, 02:37:36 PM »
but what if the Iranians are too stupid to find the USA and attack Norway instead?
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Offline EN4CER

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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2006, 02:39:04 PM »
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but what if the Iranians are too stupid to find the USA and attack Norway instead?
:lol
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Offline Staga

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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2006, 03:00:37 PM »
I heard Iran is already arming their F-14 Tomcats and camouflaging them; now they look like Airbus A300s... :noid
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2006, 03:05:00 PM »
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I heard Iran is already arming their F-14 Tomcats and camouflaging them; now they look like Airbus A300s... :noid


probably the funniest thing you've ever said on this board.;)
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Offline Shamus

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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2006, 03:08:02 PM »
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Originally posted by Nilsen
I think the US should attack Iran with shock and awe


I can see it now, Hey First Sargent we got a good news bad news situation, the good news is we are rotating out of Iraq.......


shamus
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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2006, 03:10:09 PM »
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I can see it now, Hey First Sargent we got a good news bad news situation, the good news is we are rotating out of Iraq.......


shamus



LMAO  :rofl :aok
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2006, 03:12:17 PM »
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I can see it now, Hey First Sargent we got a good news bad news situation, the good news is we are rotating out of Iraq.......


shamus
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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