Author Topic: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 31JUL01 (Read 804 times)

MrBill · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2001, 11:18:00 AM »

Boy! I sure was thirsty.

LePaul · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2001, 11:21:00 AM »

"....The NTSB Report indicates all the FDB's were seated on the right side of the aircraft, causing the extreme out of balance situation that caused the aircraft to veer off the runway on rollout....The FDB's did manage to exit the aircraft safely, with the drink cart. They have not been seen since."

Ripsnort · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2001, 11:23:00 AM »

Co-Pilot: "I said 'YOU squeak', not 'YOU DITCH!'"

Mathman · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2001, 11:31:00 AM »

"NEED BACKUP GOON TO P14 NOW!!!!"

Staga · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2001, 11:36:00 AM »

"I don't understand what happened, That move worked just fine in AH

"

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2001, 11:38:00 AM »

I wonder how long someone sat on the air-slide before figuring out they weren't going to move.

I also wonder how many people opted for that rear exit.

AKDejaVu

Bluefish · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2001, 12:53:00 PM »

Terminal facilities in Brazil found to need drastic upgrade (Kinda like Burbank, but at least you can use the rear exit).

LePaul · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2001, 01:49:00 PM »

"Air Brazil: Take-Offs are on time, landings, are optional (yet exciting)"

rosco- · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2001, 01:53:00 PM »

Damn it jim im a doctor not a pilot.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2001, 02:16:00 PM »

ROTFLOL rosco, good one!

skernsk · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2001, 02:30:00 PM »

Here is plane that was manufactured by BOEING on a Friday.

Firestone tires used on the right....Goodyear on the left!

From the black box....
Pilot "Lets get a closer look at the blonde in the convertable....I don't think she's wearing underwear"

Co-pilot - "I think I've just soiled my underwear...nice flying dipshit"

Ripsnort · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2001, 03:08:00 PM »

ROTFLOL!

buhdman · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2001, 03:47:00 PM »

"Let's see, now. I opened the door. I deployed the slide. I've taken off my shoes. I've jumped onto the slide ... NOW WHY IN HELL AREN'T I GOING ANYWHERE?!?!?!?"

SOB · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2001, 04:57:00 PM »

"Next, on America's Most Outrageous Police Chases with John Bunnell..."

"...This pilot decided to go for a wild ride in the sky. And thought he'd be well out of reach of the authorities too, but he didn't count on the long arm of the law!"