Author Topic: sending troops to die in Iran (Read 667 times)

MrCoffee · « **on:** March 10, 2006, 10:15:38 AM »

or are they going to strike with cruze missiles? I think they should use the stealth bomber and target the reactor with satellite lasers. That way the smart weapons wont miss.

Toad · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2006, 10:16:32 AM »

I heard it was going to be sand sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads.

MrCoffee · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2006, 10:17:58 AM »

why dont they just zap them with the big sattelite lasers? Or 100 sattelites zaping the same reactor at once.

AWMac · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2006, 10:22:44 AM »

Better yet....

Launch Ballistic Pigs!!! a few pounds of C4 up their arses and a timed detonator.... Now that would be "Shock and Awe!!!"

Flying exploding pink pork piggies over Tehran....

I should have been a General......

Mac

MrCoffee · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2006, 10:32:00 AM »

I can hear it now weeng weeng weeng weeng BAM!!! Them sattelites be hitting the reactor with big laser beams. I just hope they hit the right building and not some Mcdonnalds in Oklahoma. Hopefully the intell is correct also and all the scientists and insurgents happen to be in the same building and they have the wmd nearby.

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2006, 10:35:56 AM »

The CIA is reseraching technology that causes tsunamis and earthquakes volcanic eruptions and other natural disasters.

http://www.snopes.com/cia_natural_disasters.html

Meatwad · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2006, 11:02:25 AM »

Your bait didnt work on me

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2006, 11:13:27 AM »

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Originally posted by Meatwad
Your bait didnt work on me

What bait?

xrtoronto · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2006, 11:17:54 AM »

"Release the robotic Richard Simmons"

Furball · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2006, 12:21:35 PM »

just get them to plan protests and religious festivals every day.

it seems they cannot organise a festival or protest or any other type of public gathering without people being stampeded, shot, stoned, burnt alive or .

before too long they will all be dead.

Yeager · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2006, 01:53:20 PM »

Send in Quigley with his Sharps!

T0J0 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2006, 03:49:25 PM »

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Originally posted by xrtoronto

"Release the robotic Richard Simmons"

OK that is some funny ****

SuperDud · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2006, 05:08:10 PM »

I heard they were sending Voss in:eek:

Slash27 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2006, 06:07:23 PM »

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Originally posted by SuperDud
I heard they were sending Voss in:eek:

May the farce be with him.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2006, 06:55:51 PM »

"sending troops to die in Iran"

Hmmmmm Interesting title.

Ok I'll bite on this troll.

Exactly when have we ever sent troops anywhere to die?

I'd be against an invasion of Iran.
But should we do so I certainly dont think we would be sending them in there to die.

I've seen brighter statements made here by lesser people then "Sending troops to die in Iran"