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Offline Nilsen

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« on: March 10, 2006, 01:00:12 PM »
To Cuba and its excellent botteled firewater that tastes great with Coke!


Cheers Cuban rum pesants!! :aok

Got a bottle from my Italian cousin who spent 2 months there this summer as a student. That cuban bottle of bliss has travelled far and wide. First Cuba, then Britain, France, Belgium, The sunken land, Italy then via Amsterdam again to me.

Now its heading thru a fit body on its final voiage back to the sea and over to Cuba on the currents via Arctica.

CHEERS!
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2006, 01:04:42 PM »
I should send you a bottle of our 151 proof rum.  Just ask any FDB who was at the 2002 Con.  They seemed to really enjoy it.:aok
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2006, 01:09:35 PM »
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I should send you a bottle of our 151 proof rum.  Just ask any FDB who was at the 2002 Con.  They seemed to really enjoy it.:aok



No ide how proof this thing is but it works! and its only 20:09 and the wifey and kiddies have left me alone :D
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2006, 01:12:18 PM »
Guess the band...

"Hustlin's in my blood my father's name is Britain
His history consisted of robbery killin' and pimpin
Filthy rich and the biggest killer that you ever seen
Once I'm older I'm takin' over ima be king
I was locked up in jail when he got the new land
Opened his cells I guess that's how the story began
First mission was to clear it out and claim it as mine
Indigenous people were peaceful it took no time
Great grandmother Africa was blind and disabled
Sons was traitors we played divide and conquer invaded
Sold her children into slavery and profited quick
Started makin' side deals and that's how I got rich
Daddy Britain found out and tried to put me in check
He don't understand I'm a man and I deserve some respect
Tried to bring it to me but I play for keeps and I won
Still my daddy but you ain't the only man with a gun
More money More problems little brother is wild
They call 'em The South he's country with a big bellybutton mouth
Tried to show 'em new business but he don't wanna change
I love 'em but I knew eventually I'd blow out his brains
I'm America!

CHORUS
You know you know God Bless America
You know you know God Bless America
You know you know God Bless

Me and my daddy still cool and my uncles is with us
France Russia and Italy and we all killas
But it's this ***** named Germany that's out of control
Rollin with Japan and Turkey and them *****s is bold
Started ****in' with my uncles and we all went to war
Uncle France damn near died at the tip of his sword
When the smoke cleared we won let 'em retreat
Shoulda' killed 'em cause they knew they had us close to defeat
Kicked it off again 20 years later it was on
This time my uncle Italy traded and he was gone
I was neutral when Japan hit me guess that he knew
I aint gone' let my family fight without me jumpin' in too
Woulda' lost if I didn't hit Germany's weapon supply
Kamikaze Japanese was always ready to die
Dropped atomic bomb let them *****s know that it's real
Speak soft with a big stick do what I say or be killed
I'm America!

CHORUS
You know you know God Bless America
You know you know God Bless America
You know you know God Bless

I'm racin' with my uncle Russia we the ones with the guns
He supported the North so I rolled with South Vietnam
Thought it would be easy but almost 60 thousand died
They was harder than Korea so we ran for our lives
It's a family called the Middle East and they got bread
Sellin' oil they don't cut me in then off with their head
I got a nephew named Israel that's right in the middle
Pay his allowance as long as he can dance to my fiddle
I had a patna' named Iraq gave 'em weapons and money
***** started getting' power and he start actin' funny
Saudi Arabia's cool gotta son Bin Laden
I was trainin' his soldiers to go against the Russians and stop 'em
Then he tried to say I need to take my soldiers and cut
Gave 'em the finger that's when he flipped and blew my **** up
I took it to 'em, and then I took it back to Iraq
And if you ain't my blood brother you gonna be flat on yo' back
The sons of Africa just invented this **** called rap
Tellin' my secrets that's why I'm puttin' their heads on flat
Built an empire quick and it might not last
But I bet I go down in history as the one that smashed
I'm America!

CHORUS
You know you know God Bless America
You know you know God Bless America
You know you know God Bless

Hustlin's in my blood my father's name is Britain
Hustlin's in my blood my father's name is Britain
The red the white the red the white the blue
The red the white the red the white the blue"
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2006, 01:13:16 PM »

Nilsen


:rofl


Mac
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2006, 01:15:28 PM »
Were is da Lutefish Mac... :D

Da Lutefish is in da hoooooooouseeeeee!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2006, 01:18:58 PM »
« Last Edit: March 10, 2006, 01:33:41 PM by AWMac »
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2006, 01:22:21 PM »
ROFL!

outstanding Mac :aok
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2006, 01:23:04 PM »
:aok
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Offline indy007

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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2006, 01:31:56 PM »
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Originally posted by Nilsen
No ide how proof this thing is but it works! and its only 20:09 and the wifey and kiddies have left me alone :D



Proof = alcohol% * 2

Put some perspective on it..

Average beer/wine = 8% = 16 proof
Average hard liquor = 40-50% = 80-100 proof
Bicardi 151 Rum = 75.5% = 151 proof
Everclear grain alcohol = 95% = 190 proof (last I checked)

Obviously, the higher the proof, the more intense the burn lol. There are a handful of exceptions though. There's a bathtub liquor called "Loki" that's extremely popular amongst the RenFaire crowd here in Texas... it tastes like vanilla extract, perfect in cokes & coffees, only a very vague hint of alcohol depending on the batch. You can google the dozens of recipes for it :)
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2006, 01:35:00 PM »
aww ok thx for the clarification

i can drink loads then.. its only 100 proof :)
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2006, 01:50:45 PM »
You just ruined Cuban rum with COKE?! :mad: I'd biatch slap you if I was there!
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2006, 01:53:54 PM »
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You just ruined Cuban rum with COKE?! :mad: I'd biatch slap you if I was there!


guess im one of those metro-sexuals that cant drink like the real men out in the sticks!

(real men with carpets in their garage)

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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2006, 02:31:32 PM »
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Originally posted by Nilsen
guess im one of those metro-sexuals that cant drink like the real men out in the sticks!

(real men with carpets in their garage)

:D

real men with carpets in their garage
:rofl

 Teh Ghey Rog
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