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Offline AWMac

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« on: March 16, 2006, 04:41:00 PM »
2am last Monday Morning I was woken by the worst chest pains. Pain from the left soulder up the left side of the neck. Had difficulty breathing and someone had parked an Elephant on my chest.

Thought at first indigestion, which after trying to walk to the bathroom with this Elephant on the chest and gasping for air prove to be not quite my problem...I guess gasping for breath woke the wifey up cuz next thing I know she's trying to pick me up off the floor and in the background I hear wife ack...fade to black.....next thing I know my Daughter is slapping me in the face calling my name...enter violent vomiting... felt like now I'm drowning.... again fading out.  

Now I'm on a gurner in an abulance off to a hospital....next the hallways and bingo Cardiac Intensive Care Unit....pretty nurses, lips move but only buzzing sounds...shots in belly, IV..beeping machines and oxygen...they still had to bring the damm Elephant...N00Bs.

1 1/2 days in CICU and then Moved to a Cardiac Recovery room and then more test and sonic grams xrays and pnomia sets in.... anti biotics, more belly shot to thin the blood... finally the Hospital Bad Food Torture...

But I was always surrounded by pretty Nurses...Angels.

Just got home about an hour ans ahlf ago.... left the Dame Elephant at the hospital..... Got a ewhole list of Do's and DONT Do's... and meds.

Fees good to be home.

Mac
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2006, 04:42:31 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2006, 04:43:03 PM »
Great troll or a heart attack while typing?


Yikes!
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2006, 04:44:47 PM »
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Great troll or a heart attack while typing?


Yikes!
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2006, 04:56:49 PM »
Read the other post... this one wouldn't delete.
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2006, 04:59:13 PM »
glad you survived Mac! Did you have to get angioplasty(SP)
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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2006, 04:59:57 PM »
Good to hear you're alright Mac.  Too many cheeseburgers and steaks eh?  Take it easy and cut back on the cholesterol.
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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2006, 05:02:32 PM »
No they said I passed the stress test, the sonic gram showed no damage.

Confused them, Scared the BEJEBUS outta me.  Gotta list of things to watch for for next week coming... outerwise I fell better... weak as hell but get around.

Hope to Hell it wasn't an Alien Probe.


Mac
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2006, 05:05:08 PM »
Blood Sugar was really low too...72 or something like that...I'm Diabetic also, that on top of High Blood pressure didn't help. fever was 103 but I was grey and legs were cold to touch.
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2006, 05:08:32 PM »
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Good to hear you're alright Mac.  Too many cheeseburgers and steaks eh?  Take it easy and cut back on the cholesterol.


Yeah and I was looking forward to celebrating the 1st March 20th Day.

Might have to pass on the steak and stick with the other.



:D

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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2006, 05:09:27 PM »
Ahhh diabetic, that's no good either.  Blood thinners, insulin, you're running out of illnesses to contract.  That fever doesn't help anything either.  You should have blasted that elephant and sold him though, I hear ivory is quite the hot ticket item these days.
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2006, 05:13:02 PM »
Gotta lotta life changes to make.  No smoking, No drinking, Exercise...pay more attn to BP and Blood Sugar, learn to cope with stress and live on more that 4 hours asleep aday.

Sheesh.


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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2006, 05:14:50 PM »
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Hope to Hell it wasn't an Alien Probe.


Mac


Did your first stool after the event slide out faster than normal? If so, you may have indeed been probed! :rofl
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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2006, 05:15:09 PM »
So I hope my absence in MA RuMaL didn't take advantage of and called it a Masturbation Event Gone Bad...LOL   I did that to him...Twice I think.

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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2006, 05:18:23 PM »
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Did your first stool after the event slide out faster than normal? If so, you may have indeed been probed! :rofl


No Rip... my first Bowel Movement brought forth a flurry of Angels... and amongst my screams a few Nurses.  Smelt like DEATH.

wish I could fart like that!

:D

Oh BTW.... all flybys that would have been scheduled for me have been cancelled.

:aok

Mac
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