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Back in the day (one of my favorite oldies)
« on: March 17, 2006, 02:02:10 PM »
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious
diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up.   What with
walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through
year 'round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on their backs.  To
their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a straight-A average,
despite their full-time, after-school, job at the local textile mill (where
they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from
starving to death!).

   And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way
 in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I
 had it and how easy they've got it!


However....


   Now that I've reached the ripe old age of thirty-five, I can't help but look
around and notice the youth of today.  You've got it so F’n easy!  I mean,
compared to my childhood, you live in a damned Utopia!  And I hate to say
it but you kids today don't know how good you've got it!

   I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet.  We wanted to know
something, we had to go to the damned library and look it up ourselves!

   And there was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter-with a pen!
then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the F’n mailbox
and it would take like a week to get there!

   And there were no MP3s or Napsters!  You wanted to steal music, you had to go
to the damned record store and shoplift it yourself!  Or we had to wait around all
day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and screw
 it all up!

   You want to hear about hardship? You couldn't just download porn! You had to
bribe some homeless dude to buy you a copy of "Hustler" at the 7-11! It was
either that or jackoff to the lingerie section of the JC Penney catalog!

    Those were your options! We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you
were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal! And we
didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no
idea who it was it could be your boss, your mom, a collections agent, your
drug dealer, you didn't know!!! You just had to pick it up and take your
chances, mister!

   And we didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video-games with high-
resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600!  With games like "Space
Invaders" and "Asteroids" and the graphics sucked ass!   Your guy was a
little square! You had to use your imagination!

    And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever!
You could never win, the game just kept getting harder and faster until you died!
Just like LIFE!

    When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating!
All the seats were the same height! A tall guy sat in front of you, you were
screwed!

    And sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like
20 channels and there was no onscreen menu! You had to use a little book
called a TV Guide to find out what was on! And there was no Cartoon Network!
You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning... ...D'ya hear what the
hell I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK, you spoiled little bastards!

    That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy
You're spoiled, I swear to God! You guys wouldn't last five minutes back
in1984!

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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2006, 02:15:13 PM »
Dam and I thought I had it good as a 5 year old in '63. Black and white TV rocked with the right rabbit ears...or coat hanger and foil.

Cartoons?  Mighty Mouse, Heckel and Jeckel.  Captain Kangaroo was great!!! Romper room too.

Games?  Hide go Seek. Kick the Can or Cowboys and Indians.

Life was Great then.  Simple, but Great!

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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2006, 03:28:21 PM »
Ya...lots has changed.

I Love Lucy was in it's first showings. So was The Honeymooners. Captain Kangaroo was great...along with Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons. Back then we had channels 2-13? Now it's digital HD with surround sound and hundreds of channels.

No snow blowers...you had to shovel that chit!

Music was something else back then too. The Beatles, Stones, Zepplin, Who, Jimi, Joni Mitchell, Janis Joplin were all in there 20's and writing their best stuff. (compare that to today)

But the big difference is PC. If you were 12 yrs old and mouthed off to someone older you got your arse kicked. Nobody thought anything of it. Now you can't do or say much that doesn't seem to offend someone to the point they use terms like 'descrimination' or 'abuse' etc.

You're damn right...kids today have it easy!

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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006, 03:35:19 PM »
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  I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet.  We wanted to know something, we had to go to the damned library and look it up ourselves!
Yup been there done that

And there was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter-with a pen! then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the F’n mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!
Yup been there done that, but mailbox was outside the door

And there were no MP3s or Napsters!  You wanted to steal music, you had to go to the damned record store and shoplift it yourself!  Or we had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and screw it all up!
Yup been there done that. got 10+ tapes still filled with that stuff.

You want to hear about hardship? You couldn't just download porn! You had to bribe some homeless dude to buy you a copy of "Hustler" at the 7-11! It was either that or jackoff to the lingerie section of the JC Penney catalog!
Yup been there done that. better when you have a friend who worked part time at said convienece store ;)
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2006, 04:07:28 PM »
LOL!!!

Here`s some for the OF`s.....

What did Clarabell say on the last Howdy Dowdy show to air and who played him?

What was Roy Rogers sidekicks "jeep" named in the tv series...

What was Skykings daughters name?

Duck and cover drills in school...

Does anyone remember when phone #s were 5 digits and on party lines...

Two comic books and a pack of baseball cards with gum in it for a quarter...

Everyone wanted to be Johnny Unitas in our sandlot football games...

A studmuffin was a cigarette.
A butt was a cigarette,
and cigarettes for 20 cents a pack...and the ol man would make ya smoke the whole pack till ya turned blue if he you were caught with one..

Enough of my ramblings.....

Cheers

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« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2006, 04:08:35 PM »
I’m not so sure I agree with that Capt. Apathy. Kids nowadays have a lot more problems than we did back in the ‘70s and ‘80s. Sure, they have a lot more toys and stuff, but they also have a lot more peer pressure with clothing fashion, cell phones, game consoles, mp3 players etc. When I was a kid the king of the street was the kid with the biggest ice cream. We also got out of the house a lot more, but many kids now lead passive lifestyles with every negative effect that has on their health, self esteem, social development and education. And mentioning education, schools nowadays seem more like battlefields than educational facilities for children. I have a feeling that kids today will grow up to be very disturbed/dysfunctional adults.

Just my take on it.

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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2006, 04:29:53 PM »
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Originally posted by Schwein
I’m not so sure I agree with that Capt. Apathy. Kids nowadays have a lot more problems than we did back in the ‘70s and ‘80s. Sure, they have a lot more toys and stuff, but they also have a lot more peer pressure with clothing fashion, cell phones, game consoles, mp3 players etc. When I was a kid the king of the street was the kid with the biggest ice cream. We also got out of the house a lot more, but many kids now lead passive lifestyles with every negative effect that has on their health, self esteem, social development and education. And mentioning education, schools nowadays seem more like battlefields than educational facilities for children. I have a feeling that kids today will grow up to be very disturbed/dysfunctional adults.

Just my take on it.


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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2006, 04:57:10 PM »
I think the paranoia and distrust for our fellow man instilled by modern schools is already having distinct effects in terms of how polite we are to each other as a society (read: people increasingly treat each other like dirt).  We have an entire generation of kids growing up who are being taught that everyone is a criminal and you're guilty until proven innocent.  There's no appreciation for liberty, no concept of freedom.  How can you learn about freedom in a school with armored doors and metal detectors and surveillance cameras?  Those who take note of the ever-expanding government should really begin to worry in another 20 or 30 years when this upcomming generation begins to come into power.  This is the first generation who is being taught to *fear* freedom.

My own parents repeatedly said how much better things were when they were kids, despite the Depression.  They were convinced that this country reached its peak in the years following the end of WW2 and has been in a slow decline ever since.   Such sentiments are unquestionably accurate for this region of the country (we're called the rust belt for a reason).  


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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2006, 05:07:39 PM »
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
Ya...lots has changed.

I Love Lucy was in it's first showings. So was The Honeymooners. Captain Kangaroo was great...along with Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons. Back then we had channels 2-13? Now it's digital HD with surround sound and hundreds of channels.

No snow blowers...you had to shovel that chit!

Music was something else back then too. The Beatles, Stones, Zepplin, Who, Jimi, Joni Mitchell, Janis Joplin were all in there 20's and writing their best stuff. (compare that to today)

But the big difference is PC. If you were 12 yrs old and mouthed off to someone older you got your arse kicked. Nobody thought anything of it. Now you can't do or say much that doesn't seem to offend someone to the point they use terms like 'descrimination' or 'abuse' etc.

You're damn right...kids today have it easy!


Yup pretty much the same here. "The Flintstones" was a weekly show, As were shows like "F-Troop", "Combat", "Rat Patrol", And "Land of the Giants"," My Favorite Martian" And "Rowan and Martins Laugh In"
And anyone remember "My Mother the Car"?

There there were the shows our Parents (usually our mothers cause dad was always working late) used to torture us with "Dr Kildare", "Julia" And Frikken "Marcus Welby MD"
And if we spent the night over our grandparents house it was even worse with Shows like "Lawrence Welk "

There was no "TV in the other room" There was one TV in the entire house usually onlly in Black and white. And being a kid usually ment you were low crap on the **** pile as to who got to watch what.

There was No "Nickelodeon" let alone "Nick at Night". Or "Cartoon Network"

You wanted to watch Cartoons, During the week there was usually 1 station that would show Kids shows. Our was hosted by "Capt. Jack Mcarthy" for like 2 hours a day between 3 and 5:00 where we got to watch "the Little Rascals, Popeye, Magilla Gorilla. Speed Racer And the most High Tech show was a robot named "Gigantor"

Other then that if you wanted to watch Cartoons, you had to wait for Saturday Morning. Sunday morning the only shows on was flipping"Gumby" and/or "Davy and Golioth"
I HATED Davy and Golioth!

and Channels? You have several hundred now. Back then I had channels 2,4,5,7,9,11 & 13.  half of which only came in OK a good deal of the time. There was hardly ever such a thing as a clear picture And 13 was the flipping PBS station.
though sometimes. if the ionosphere was jussst right, you could pick up one or two stations from some far off place on the UHF channels

Remote controls. Yea there were Remotes back then. And there was no loosing the remote. You know why? Because usually the remote was me.
"Tom (my real name) turn on channel 4"

Friday nights was usually at leat a decent night. We got to watch such ground breaking shows as "Lets make a Deal" "the Partridge Family", "The Brady Bunch:", And last but far from least "Love American Style"

Oh and the closest thing we had to a video game was "Winky Dinks"

and Damn Straight about PC. Back then you ddint dare mouth off to an adult, ever.
Cause they would whack you. And if you did you prayed that your parents ddint find out cause if they did, THEY would whack you for it too!
In fact, you didnt even dare telling your parents so & so whacked you cause they would still whack you because "You must have done soemthing to deserve it" And they usually would have been right.

and there was none of this hanging out in the house all the time. We had to be, usually by order of mom. "OUTSIDE"
Didnt matter if the temprature was 20 or 120 we were "outside" Till the firehorn blew which told us it was 5:30 and time to head home for dinner.
If we heard the Churchbells ring we knew it was 6:00 and thus were were in trouble cause we were late for dinner.
 Yanno what we got when we came home "late fore dinner" too many times?
We got "NO dinner"
Thats right, No dinner, no snack, no desert. You went to bed hungry and crying.
But you damn well made sure you came home on time for  good while after that.

Oh and there was no Cell phones. Mom didnt call you on your cell and tell you to come home.
Mom told you to come home by standing on the front porch and yelling your name. It always astounded me how far a mothers voice can travel cause I used to hear her loud and clear from 5 blocks away.
And whoa be it to you if you didnt hear her.

and while outside if you wanted to have fun you had to figure thigns out for yourself.  You wante to play "Army/solder/war/combat" there was no first person shooters. and often we didnt even have toy guns. Amazing how a broken tree branch can become a Thomson Sub machine gun with a little imagination. And "Dirt Bombs" make dandy hand grenades.
then there were the neighborhood Kickball,baseball,football games. and Stoopball (which drove my mother absolutely insane) OR whatever other kind of games we made up.
Then thee was the allmighty Bicycle, which could be turned into anything with a little imagination. It was your horse for games of cowboys & indians, Or your horse when playing King Arthur. Garbage can lids made great sheilds and broomsticks great lances for jousting (its amazing nobody got seriously hurt)
They also made great airplanes for dogfighting.

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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2006, 06:58:44 PM »
:lol  You guys are old.  Sure us kids live in a somewhat screwy world of high divorce rates, drugged up moms, and cell phones.  Kids these days have skin that is too skin, brought on by their constant time spent in the house away from society.  Me?  The only thing that brings my self esteem down is ME, and the only thing that matters is what I think.  Some kid wants to make an ******* remark about how I can't match my clothes, well boo frickin' hoo.  I don't have $200 to spend on a velvet zoot suit, so I don't, and when my t shirt doesn't match my pants, well what the hell does it matter?  Beat your kids and make them eat liver, tell them it's steak.
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« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2006, 07:21:46 PM »
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Yup pretty much the same here. "The Flintstones" was a weekly show, As were shows like "F-Troop", "Combat", "Rat Patrol", And "Land of the Giants"," My Favorite Martian" And "Rowan and Martins Laugh In"
And anyone remember "My Mother the Car"?


Ya, I'd forgotten about many of those old shows. I remember Sundays was my favourite night in front of the TV. Sundays we always had a 'big' meal. Mom would spend most of the day in the kitchen making a special sunday dinner. After that at 8:00 was the Ed Sullivan Show (which was always great). Then at 9:00 was Bonanza (which was my favourite show for years)

I can remember some other old shows:

Our Miss Brooks
Concentration
Password
Topper
Three Stooges:aok
Kung Fu (the original)
Hawaii 5 O
The Fugitive
Twilight Zone
Outer Limits
Lost In Space
...what was that show with Monty Hall? (people dress up in costumes and pick door 1, or 2, or 3?

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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2006, 07:35:19 PM »
I like Batman from the 60's (newer versions SUCK) and The Munsters.  Some old programming is better then 95% of todays programming.
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2006, 01:06:32 AM »
i had a rock.

and a piece of red string.

I dare you to fathom the multitude of awsome stuff a kid can do with a rock and a piece of string.


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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2006, 01:11:15 AM »
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...what was that show with Monty Hall? (people dress up in costumes and pick door 1, or 2, or 3?


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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2006, 01:11:59 AM »
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i had a rock.

and a piece of red string.

I dare you to fathom the multitude of awsome stuff a kid can do with a rock and a piece of string.


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How big was the rock?
and how long was the string?
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