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Offline Golfer

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« on: March 22, 2006, 08:54:34 AM »
and the FAs are doing their safety briefing?

I usually wonder what the cute ones look like naked.  This helps!

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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2006, 09:00:41 AM »
...If its a Northwest Airlines flight, I tend to wonder if the pilot has been drinking.:O
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« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2006, 09:05:04 AM »
Dude those implants can be used as a flotation device.
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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2006, 09:20:53 AM »
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Dude those implants can be used as a flotation device.

:rofl

I wouldn't mind using them for an oxygen mask in case of an emergency, that way I could be coming, and going, at the same time.
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Offline Golfer

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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2006, 10:24:58 AM »
Just remember to hug those cushions tightly to your chest!
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Offline Sox62

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« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2006, 10:52:44 AM »
I always thought it was important to know where the flotation device was.I could use it to soften the impact when the jet slams into the water at 450 knots.
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Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2006, 10:57:33 AM »
Can't further comment. I think I'm in luv :confused:
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« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2006, 10:57:53 AM »
I make sure I know where the emergency exits are, then I go back to reading my book.
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« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2006, 11:01:42 AM »
"New saftey device on airliners,  Air Bags."
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Offline Dinger

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« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2006, 11:13:21 AM »
With Saw. Figure out how many rows of bodies I need to go over in each direction to get out. Then I go back to reading, and wait for the beverage service for the rest.

Haven't seen many major "floatation devices" on the airlines, not even the european ones.
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Offline beet1e

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« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2006, 11:19:21 AM »
-depends whether it's a Boeing or an Airbus. I'm going either way! ;):lol
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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2006, 12:50:43 PM »
Dinger, I think it is you and I who are on the "same page".  Saw is the one who is in love.:)
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Re: What goes through your head when you're on an airliner...
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2006, 12:58:18 PM »
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- I'm going either way! ;):lol


So you decided to come out of the closet huh.
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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2006, 01:33:19 PM »
they have closets for meterosexual women thumpers?
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« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2006, 02:06:32 PM »
Oh touché! I am... underwhelmed by the originality! :lol
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