HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT  
                                in  January 2009 
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her  
first night in the White House.  She has waited so  long.........  
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, 
"How can I best serve my country?"  
 Washington says, "Never tell a lie." 
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I  don't know about that." 
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson  appears... 
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" 
Jefferson  says, 
"Listen to the people." 
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do  that." 
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln  appears..  
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" 
Lincoln says,
"Go to the theater."