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Offline Yeager

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« on: March 24, 2006, 01:57:43 PM »
Thats right folks.  

I been feelin a bit plugged up the past few days.

Well, I just got back from the loo and let me tell you something, I must have laid at least a five pound **** in that porcelin bowl.  The backlog is gone, the logjam is cleared.  The pipeline is now back in action and Im hungry all over again :D
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2006, 01:59:31 PM »
and that is truly exciting news. can you please describe the color, scent, and consistency in a more detailed fashion for those here keenly attuned to your bowel functions?
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2006, 02:00:00 PM »
Thank you for sharing :)
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2006, 02:03:00 PM »
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Thank you for sharing :)
he give you a piece of it?
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2006, 02:04:07 PM »
can you please describe the color, scent, and consistency in a more detailed fashion
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Colour was light earth.

Scent was mild, kind of peppery with a hint of chocolate.

Consistency was a healthy mixture solid-liquid 40-60 except at the front of the line.  Must have been a hairball or something, roughly the diameter of a tennis ball.  Was a bit painfull at first but the overall sensation was one of great relief.
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2006, 02:15:30 PM »
Sounds like you did the All Bran challenge! :lol
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2006, 02:15:56 PM »
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Originally posted by Mustaine
he give you a piece of it?


Every time he posts :D
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2006, 02:17:04 PM »
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Every time he posts :D


:lol

neilson did a funneh.
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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2006, 02:25:15 PM »
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Every time he posts :D
zing!

you should do stand up :aok
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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2006, 02:25:50 PM »
Take a picture and fire it off to rate my poo dot com
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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2006, 03:57:42 PM »
and.. you just happened to 'stumble' on that one hmmm Curval?
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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2006, 04:00:12 PM »
it's probably a shameless plug because he hosts it. :confused: :lol
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Re: just gained two buckle holes on my belt
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2006, 04:06:41 PM »
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Originally posted by Yeager
Thats right folks.  

I been feelin a bit plugged up the past few days.

Well, I just got back from the loo and let me tell you something, I must have laid at least a five pound **** in that porcelin bowl.  The backlog is gone, the logjam is cleared.  The pipeline is now back in action and Im hungry all over again :D


I did the same yesterday, I named it "beet1e".   :rofl
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« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2006, 04:11:23 PM »
So, did this "5 Pounder" taper at the end or was it cut off square?

Which section of the newspaper were you reading at the time?

Man, these are the times of our lives ain't they!

ROFL!

Glad yer a bit "lighter" Yeager. All kidding aside it's gotta be a relief!

cheers,
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Re: Re: just gained two buckle holes on my belt
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2006, 04:11:46 PM »
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I did the same yesterday, I named it "beet1e".   :rofl
LOL - so you admit you were full of chit? - and probably still are! :rofl
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