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Offline Meatwad

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« on: March 28, 2006, 10:32:22 PM »
Think I will upset some tree hugging hippeis and a do a speech on PETA bashing. It has to be done with monroe's motivated sequence, so this will fit in perfect.


ATTENTION  GETTER STEP - tell a short story

NEED STEP (show a problem exists) - talk about how peta lies to the public and resembles 1939 germany by their actions

SATISFACTION STEP (offer solutions) - have to think about how to ignore or beat them at their own game or something similar

VISUALIZATION STEP - life with peta sissies in control

ACTION STEP - boycott peta


Its a very rough draft but I think I will get some sissies crying over it.  Nothing says lovin like a big side of beef
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2006, 10:42:29 PM »
Why do I want to go Vegan?

Just kidding Meatwad - I think your off to a good start. Bait could use a little more sauce tho.
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2006, 11:20:25 PM »
I just came up with the idea a few hours ago since I needed a topic tomorrow. Long as the topic gets approved, it'll be a speech. Figured it would be more interesting then speeches telling you why you should drink pepsi or the effects of smoking.
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2006, 05:31:16 AM »
RIP Barbie.
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2006, 07:23:04 AM »
A little visual aid for your speech Meatwad -

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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2006, 03:38:42 PM »
Or my personal favorite...

"There's room for all God's creatures...right between the green beans and the mashed potatoes!" :t
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2006, 03:46:40 PM »
Ahhh another PETA War?

I loved the last one... good ones like sex with Bambie, The rat that landed in the soup, and the Asian neighbours dogs..
Was a Riot!!

Rather do another Stripper Girls Invasion.  LOL

:aok

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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2006, 03:57:42 PM »
Hey I'm a member of PETA

P=people
E=eating
T=tasty
A=animals

Oh I like trees too, they give me plenty of shade in the summer to cook steak on my grill:)


BTW don't get me started on peta. I have issues with people that tell me I need to stop eating.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2006, 04:01:29 PM by dmf »
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2006, 05:05:41 PM »
Its approved and I will work on it over the weekend. I am gonna find the worst dirt I can find on them (which should be easy) and rip them a new one. There is one woman in there that absolutely loves animals and might be a peta wannabe, so it will be even more fun. Maybe I can use my possum pucture and photoshop a sign in it that says "down with peta" or "eat me, im tasty"
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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2006, 05:23:46 PM »
Rut Roh.....
I sense another PETA BBS blitz will soon be immenent.....

Plz email me, I gotta get in on this :D
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2006, 10:48:41 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Its approved and I will work on it over the weekend. I am gonna find the worst dirt I can find on them (which should be easy) and rip them a new one. There is one woman in there that absolutely loves animals and might be a peta wannabe, so it will be even more fun. Maybe I can use my possum pucture and photoshop a sign in it that says "down with peta" or "eat me, im tasty"


Meatwad, there's a great show by Penn & Teller that was on cable, called Bull----, one of their best episodes was on peta, how they set fire to some establishments, how they lie & cheat, and even attack people to get their 'point' across. I think they have some of their stuff on showtime's website. Good stuff.
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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2006, 10:50:05 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2006, 10:58:21 PM »
Link for the show:
Penn & Teller

That may be a little excessive star...but that's just my opinion:huh
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« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2006, 11:21:22 PM »
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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2



That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen!



In a sick way! lol
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« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2006, 11:27:30 PM »
That link was pretty neat, too bad I dont have Showtime though.  :(
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